I'M BACK! HERE'S THE UPDATE

titus is alright, i still miss roundabout 40 paninisticker to complete my album, this afternoon we have to play against argentina ... and we will win...

why are you rollin' your eyes... just another week, and the worldcup will be over... then everything will be as usual.
i would say it is already... i'm writing shit and add a some songlyrics... =D

but back to the worldcup... eighth finals are over and we lost a few teams... suisse is one of them...




another one is mexico... *sigh bye baby *snort










oh, and sweden... even the boys are yummie in sweden... but the girls =D









and sadly we lost the ivory coast earlier, but it wasn't posted yet .... so here she is, miss ivory-coast. this team played a very nice football... sadly that they lost to often...







and what do we have for leftovers? germany... we played surprisingly well, argentina... not as good as in the earlier games... but anyway, we kick them out today.... then italy against ukraine... kill me, but i still say that penalty wasn't necessary and the ukraine played lame against switzerland... don't ask me about england vs portugal... i will have to puke... and france shouldn't be in the quarter finals at all, thank god they are gonna be kicked out by brazil tomorrow...

so for the french and of course for argentina ukraine and england a song

artist: steam
song: kiss him goodbye
album: best of fußball


na na na na
hey hey hey
goodbye

he'll never love you
the way that i love you
cuz if he did, no no
he wouldn't make you cry
he must be fooling baby
for you my love
my love

so will you kiss him
i wanna see you kiss him
i'm gonna see you kiss him, goodbye

na na na na
hey hey hey
goodbye

na na na na
na na na na
hey hey hey
goodbye

he's never near you
to comfort and cheer you
when all those sad tears are
falling baby from your eyes

he must be fooling baby
fooling my love
its alright love

i wanna see you kiss him
i'm gonna see you kiss him, goodbye

na na na na
hey hey hey
goodbye

na na na na
na na na na
hey hey hey
goodbye
(repeat 10 times)

I really love you girl
I really need you
I need to have u near me everyday

You know thats true girl
I really need u girl
I cant let u be with him
When its not right

na na na na
na na na na
hey hey hey
goodbye

na na na na
na na na na
hey hey hey
goodbye

dear titus jonathan,

welcome to the world. it's a funny place, and you will find out that you are surrounded by a bunch of people who will do their best to make you as happy as possible. your life might become a bit dark from time to time, but that's what you get from choosing goths for parents... but at least you got this crazy aunt that will bring some bright rainbowcolours into your life... not to forget all these interesting hairdressers your mum knows ... we all hope, your eyes stay blue for the rest of your life, you will always be able to sleep this peaceful and we are very grateful that you share our company and make us happy just with a jawn.

welcome on board and have a nice trip. it's a roller coaster but you'll love it.


from tito for tito

WE ARE A BIG LIVINGROOM =D

that's what a guy said about the atmosphere around here and i think he's right. we have a great party and everybody feels good. i see them every morning, i have to watch because i don't know where these people think they are, but i definitely think, that they think, they are alone... thank god i'm only driving a bike, i could have killed at least five if i were going by car... but... yes, of course it's my fault.... you should not ride a bike in the livingroom! o.k. i'll try to remember that

and guess what's happened during the weekend... france managed to get into the next round... what i never expected, korea is out... we PLAYED football... i tell you my jaw dropped!... three years our boys played like they were total dorks and then this... england sucked as hell and threw ecuador out of the tournament... the game was this lame that even mr. beckham has to vomit... on the field! .... the us boys are no longer the badasses of the tournament... the remember uruk kai cup goes to netherlands and portugal... holland is out btw, what is really sad, because i like them... and argentina beated mexico

today the aussies will fight against italy..ihopetheywinihopetheywin...and suisse will hopefully kick ukraine out... australia vs switzerland, what an unexpected couple


the only problem is, what ... no, just no problem... we will be worldchampions again... we just have to beat argentina... but hey... that's easy

so sportfreunde stiller again, with their prophetic song about us winning the championship... if not the germans maybe at least the aussis...


artist: sportfreunde stiller
song: 54, 74, 90, 2006
album: you have to win zweikampf

(eins und zwei und drei und)
vierundfünfzig, vierundsiebzig,
neunzig, zweitausendsechs,
ja so stimmen wir alle ein,
mit dem herz in der hand
und der leidenschaft im bein
werden wir weltmeister sein.

wir haben nicht die höchste spielkultur,
sind nicht gerade filigran,
doch wir haben träume und visionen
und in der hinterhand nen masterplan
für unsre langen wege aus der krise
und aus der depression
lautet die devise:
nichts wie rauf auf den fußball-thron.

(eins und zwei und drei und)
vierundfünfzig, vierundsiebzig,
neunzig, zweitausendsechs,
ja so stimmen wir alle ein,
mit dem herz in der hand
und der leidenschaft im bein
werden wir weltmeister sein.

die ganze welt greift nach
dem goldenen pokal,
doch nur einer hält ihn fest,
so ist das nun einmal.
die ganze welt spielt sich um den verstand,
doch der cup bleibt in unserem land.

(eins und zwei und drei und)
vierundfünfzig, vierundsiebzig,
neunzig, zweitausendsechs,
ja so stimmen wir alle ein,
mit dem herz in der hand
und der leidenschaft im bein
werden wir weltmeister sein.

beim ersten mal war's 'n wunder,
beim zweiten mal wars glück,
beim dritten mal der verdiente lohn
und diesmal wirds ne sensation.

(eins und zwei und drei und)
vierundfünfzig, vierundsiebzig,
neunzig, zweitausendsechs,
ja so stimmen wir alle ein,
mit dem herz in der hand
und der leidenschaft im bein
werden wir weltmeister sein.

(eins und zwei und drei und)
vierundfünfzig, vierundsiebzig,
neunzig, zweitausendsechs,
ja so stimmen wir alle ein,
mit dem herz in der hand
und der leidenschaft im bein
werden wir weltmeister sein.

Seeed - Riddim No. 1

just because it fits in so well

and because i like seeed so much, and because it's so funny, just because no videodirector should be afraid of clichees, and of course because it's about football and i like it... did i mention i like this song?

go on having a nice weekend

PAH, THIS WHOLE GAME IS SO GAY!

you're finding me on my back, on the floor in a puddle of my tears that i have to cry because of laughing. *sigh... first things first... the us team is out of the tournament, but the soccarooos made it to the eighth finals HIP HIP HOOORAY. so they will play against italy, beating them will be hard but not impossible...

so, why i was laughing this much... i thought about the song to post today... and of course we want to wave a decent goodbye to usa, so i decided for the most moving, goosebumping song in the whole football history... football you know, this game where the boys make a big fuss about, where a german kicker who will admitt that he's gay would been thrown out of the team... where goalies were laughed at because of wearing pink jerseys... and what crosses my way?

THE football support song of all time was sung by? TADAAAAAAA ... judy garland! *throwing herself back on the floor LAUGHING!!!!

HA! that's a good one =D o.k. so please everybody impersonate a teapot with me and sing from the top of your lungs ... for the us boys, for poland, costa rica, paraguay, trinidad & tobago, angola, iran, czech republic, croatia, togo, tunisia and saudi arabia....

artist: the fans
song: you'll never walk alone
album: best of fußball

when you walk through a storm
hold your head up high
and don't be afraid of the dark.
at the end of a storm
is a golden sky
and the sweet, silver song of a lark.

walk on, through the wind,
walk on, through the rain,
though your dreams be tossed and blown.
walk on, walk on with hope in your heart,
and you'll never walk alone,
you'll never walk alone

you'll neeeeeee-ver waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalk
a-loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone

ANOTHER LAST CHANCE TO SEE...

hello miss costa rica... and goodbye. another team we will not see in the eighth finals.
and what was yesterday? argentia vs the netherlands... what anyone interested in football can easiely asume sounds like a great match... and of course it was lame... so if the germans will win their eighth final against sweden on saturday... they will have to deal with argentina (comeon, they will for sure beat mexico) and not holland... first chance to meet will be the final or the honour-match for 3rd place... pffft, game of honour, that's for pussies =D ...but anyway, it will mean that we probably will not meet holland at this cup at all, but should you miss the deep hate between holland and germany? no of course not =D

soooo today we will post THE SONG that explains it all... and of course it shows our deep respect for our neighbour in all other belongings except football... and because it's german i was so kind to translate it for you... =D (hey, and soundfiles will be send on kind request)


artist: joint venture
song: holland
album: ich habe keine ahnung

nicht weit von uns im westen, da liegt ein kleines Land,
das ich immer wenn ich da war ziemlich überzeugend fand.
ein Land mit alten windmühlen und mit netten kleinen städten,
mit bami, vla, frikandeln und frittierten fleischkroketten.
In edam gibt’s den käse und in amsterdam die grachten,
ich steh auf frauen in holzschuhen und in blau weiß roten trachten.
ich komme gern zum baden und ich bleib auch gern zum zelten,
ja sie sind tolle nachbarn und doch trennen uns welten .

ich liebe superskunk und ich liebe sauce special
aber eine sache gibt’s da bin ich mega-national,
es kam über die jahre und jetzt sitzt es ziemlich fest:
solangs um fußball geht hass ich holland wie die pest.

grad bei wichtigen turnieren sollte man sich nicht davor genieren,
was kann es schlimmeres passieren als das wir gegen die zu verlieren.
beide ham wir unsern Rudi, wir haben ihren nie bespuckt,
ein guter deutscher denkt europäisch außer wenn er kicken guckt.

ich liebe superskunk und ich liebe sauce special
aber eine sache gibt’s da bin ich mega-national,
es kam über die jahre und jetzt sitzt es ziemlich fest:
solangs um fußball geht hass ich holland wie die pest.

ich weiß du bist da schlauer, du bist nicht so ein prolet
immer locker selbst wenn's 1:0 für die niederlande steht.
"wer sich aufregt wegen fußball ist ein armer idiot"
fick dich selbst wenn ich oranje sehe seh ich nun mal rot.

ich liebe superskunk und ich liebe sauce special
aber eine sache gibt’s da bin ich mega-national,
es kam über die jahre und jetzt sitzt es ziemlich fest:
solangs um fußball geht hass ich holland wie die pest.


(the diletantic translation)

not far away in the west, there is a small country
and everytime i was there it congeted me
a country with old windmills, and nice little cities
with bami, vla, frikandeln and deep-fried meat-croquettes
in edam they have cheese and in amsterdam the grachten
i hook on girls in woodshoes and blue-white-red traditional costumes
i love to come to swim here and i like to stay for camping
well, they are really great neighbours but although we are worlds apart

i love superskunk and i love sauce spezial
there is just one thing where i am mega-national
it came over the years and now it’s really fixed
when it’s about football i hate holland like the pest

specially at important tournaments, you shouldn’t be embarrassed to make a fool out of
yourself
cause what worser can happen than loosing against them
we both have our rudi, on theirs we never spit
a good german thinks european, except he’s watching football

i love superskunk and i love sauce spezial
there is just one thing where i am mega-national
it came over the years and now it’s really fixed
when it’s about football i hate holland like the pest

i know it, you are just smarter, not a stupid cad like me
well behaved even if it’s 1:0 for the netherlands
„who gets upset because of football, is a poor idiot“
fuck yourself if i see orange, i’m just seeing red

i love superskunk and i love sauce spezial
there is just one thing where i am mega-national
it came over the years and now it’s really fixed
when it’s about football i hate holland like the pest

AHHM... JAPAN.... YES...

what to say about japan? besides they are not as good in football as korea? they are crazy! well, maybe i am, but i've tried my best and i just can't understand them... so to make things easier for me - i call them crazy. once i worked for them, i will not ever do that again! CRAZY BASTARDS!
you might ask yourself what this has to do with football... well, nothing on first sight - except japan plays in group F with croatia, brazil and the incredible soccaroos from australia... which i would love to see entering the next round. and after they only managed to achieve one single point, and probably will not manage to win over brazil... they are goners... so it's a last chance to see =D

and a thing i definitely have to share is this: today when i searched for new backgroundinformation in the local press, i found an article about an "art happening" in japan. 500 people fucked...synchronized and !!! with a conductor ! ... i mean... ts ?!? A CONDUCTOR? ... and was there a gay couple involved? of course not....

i don't know, maybe i've read to much bad japanese porn comics... but japanese and sex... that's somekind of weird! i mean look at the internet... if anything strange happens, minimum one japanes girl is involved... they are crazy! no wonder they cannot concentrate ... mwuahahaha... on other ball games =D ... i'm sorry, but if i haven't let that one out i could've exploded...

so... let's think about a good song to say farewell to japan... =D ...

artist: barenaked ladies
song: go home
album: maroon

well let me tell you if you're feeling alone,
instead of whining and moaning,
just get on the phone, tell her you're coming home
if you need her, you should be there
if you scream in your sleep, or collapse in a heap
and spontaneously weep, then you know you're in deep
if you need her, you should be there
go home

there's nothing better than affairs of the heart
to make you feel so good then tear you apart
make up your mind and stick it out or start again

you can't imagine what an effort it takes
when you make a mistake
and you know in the wake that a heart's going to break
if you need her, you should be there
if you're flummoxed and flushed
and your heartbeat is rushed
then get out of the slush, tell your dog team to mush
if you need her, you should be there
go home

if you think of her as Joan of Arc
she's burning for you, get your car out of park
if you think of her as Catherine the Great
then you should be the horse to help her meet her fate
if you need her, you should be there,
go home

you can't believe it, but it's true
she's given everything to you
now take a moment to be sure
before you give it all to her

well now you're thinking that it's over at last,
all your woes in the past
but you've got to be fast; put your foot on the gas
if you need her, you should be there
so now you're out from under the gun
and it's over and done
i won't spoil all the fun but if you ever wonder
she'll be there if you need her
go home

if you're lucky to be one of the few
to find somebody who can tolerate you
then i shouldn't have to tell you again
just pack your bags and get yourself on a plane
if you need her, you should be there
go home
if you need her, you should be there
go home

LAST CHANCE TO SEE...

(which is by the way a fantastic book by douglas adams... yes the one who wrote the hitchhikers guide to galaxy, but believe me, this one is really good. trust me, you should read it. it's about endangered species and i loved it. espeacially the story about the komodovaran and his toxic saliva... and the blind whales of the yangtse... so sad *sigh oh,football, i had to get out of this parenthesis) TADAAAAAA =D

so last chance to see: miss saudi arabia i think.. we are nearly through with the groupgame and very close to eighth finals... still crossing my fingers for the us team, they PROBABLY have a LITTLE chance against ghana on thursday... i don't care if i wrote exactly the same sentence yesterday! ... but thanks for stopping by every day =D hug? =D

so isn't she cute? i mean miss saudi arabia... the saudis are lost. no chance to enter the next round. but i have to share this jeanielookalike with you. problem is, what song should we post today? i mean even if there is a saudi arabian football anthem, i couldn't find the lyrics because me isn't able to read this ... i call it würmchenschrift .. and i don't want to offend anyone with this... it's just, it looks like little worms crawling over the paper... but asians are not better, except that that looks like a bunch of wild chicken ran over it.

that reminds me... my dear tattoo-artist, who added a nice new black and white striped star to my arm last week, told me she was asked by a turk to put the name of his wife on his arm... the do no names normally... but he insists, she asked him if he doesn't want to have another nice writing, not specially his wifes name and showed him some nice arabic writings.... =D ... you are right... turkish is full of ü's but still the good old latin alphabet =D we had lots of fun!!! AND THEN SHE HURT ME!

anyway, what song shall we play today?.... oh i know! ha HAAH! did i mention how GAY all these songs are?

artist: right sait fred
song: stand up (for the champions)
album: best of fußball

i was built to be the best
number one and nothing less
leave me to my destiny
i have waited patiently
i have vision' oh i believe
i know I can count on me

so stand up for the champions
for the champions stand up
stand up stand up
for the champions for the champions
stand up for the champions
for the champions stand up
stand up stand up
for the champions for the champions
stand up

here we go it's getting close
now it's just who wants it most
it's just life that's how it is
cause we have our strength and weaknesses

oh i have vision' oh can't you see
i'm on the move make way for me

so stand up for the champions
for the champions stand up
stand up stand up
for the champions for the champions
stand up for the champions
for the champions stand up
stand up stand up
for the champions for the champions
stand up

and when i fall down
i have to pick myself back up
and when i fall down
i have to pick myself back up
and when i fall down
i have to pick myself back up
and when i fall down
i have to pick myself back up

so stand up stand up for the champions
for the champions stand up
stand up stand up
for the champions for the champions
stand up

stand up stand up
for the champions for the champions
stand up stand up
for the champions for the champions
stand up stand up
for the champions for the champions
stand up stand up
for the champions for the champions
stand up

WHAT A GAME!!!

has anybody seen the game italy vs usa? it was great... three red cards!!! that happened only three times before in the whole cup history - last time was 1994! i mean, most of the time the urus - by the way, i wonder if tolkien has the bad football behaviour of the uruguaian team in mind, when he invented the uruk kai - but anyway, most of the time, the urus have to be the toughest team, and they do not participate this time... so someone will have to be the badass of the tournament =D it seems the us boys will go for that title. even though the brave brian mcbride has to play on with a hole in his head after an ellbow check from danielle rossi... they lost two players by red card, and both were correct...
speaking of correct referee decisions... i saw the game portugal vs iran ... in the stadium... next to my father ... i must say, for getting me this ticket he still is a great dad... but he was such a lameass in that stadium! i wanted to hug complete strangers kiss some nice portuguese girls just because a goal was scored and all i got was a dreadful german couple that fought the whole time, because he accidently dropped his camera and she behaved like his mother... pooooooor guy... and my dad, the sitter. we had a la ola, my dad sat. we had a few goals, my dad sat, we had some bad fouls, my dad sat. we had some offsides, me jumped up screaming at the blindfish of a referee, my dad (yes, sitting) pulled me back to my seat and EXPLAINS why the referee was right - sticky note: never watch a football game 20 cm away from a former referee, no fun!! - the only time my dad staood up was 2 seconds after the game ended - and he asked, so we go now! i was paralyzed! i mean, why was this guy in the stadium at all, did he even recognized that there was something like atmosphere which i would have liked to enjoy a bit longer???
anyway... we ran out of the stadium, into the subway, back to my place where he jumped into his car and drove of home, where he arrived on time to watch the second half of the next match. yes, that's my dad! i hope i didn't catch too much of his genes =D

anyway, the us boys fought brave against italy, and the game ended 1:1, so maybe, the us team - which i have to support because of the ancient paninirules will be able to beat ghana and might end up at the eighthfinals... maybe the water runs down the sewer counterclockwise from next thursday on, who knows that???
but because we posted the us chick already, now it's time for miss italy... and when we are already there, for another great italian lady. the singer of the official worldcupsong from 1990 (where germany won the cup - btw *grin)

artist: gianna nanninni
song: un estate italiana
album: bomboloni

forse non sarà una canzone
a cambiare le regole del gioco
ma voglio viverla così quest'avventura
senza frontiere e con il cuore in gola.
e il mondo in una giostra di colori
e il vento accarezza le bandiere
arriva il brivido e ti trascina via
e sciogli in un abbraccio la follia.

notti magiche
inseguendo un goal
sotto il cielo
di un'estate italiana
e negli occhi tuoi
voglia di vincere
un'estate
un'avventura in più!

quel sogno che comincia da bambino
e che ti porta sempre più lontano
non è una favole e dagli spogliatoi
escono i ragazzi e siamo noi.

notti magiche
inseguendo un goal
sotto il cielo
di un'estate italiana
e negli occhi tuoi
voglia di vincere
un'estate
un'avventura in più.

notti magiche
inseguendo un goal
sotto il cielo
di un'estate italiana
e negli occhi tuoi
voglia di vincere
un'estate
un'avventura in più!
un'avventura in più!
un'avventura... goal!

will i ever be able to post the english girl?

if the brits are playing this lame for the whole tournament i think not... but maybe i can post the ones, that are kicked out... so there is a good chance for her during the eighth final =D i mean it looks like they have to play versus the krauts... what might end like wembley 66, but this time the goal will be on the german side... you see, i avoid to say us/our... i still cross my fingers for america (panini rules, you might remember) but anyway... speaking of the brits... BECKHAM... did you notice how gay this sport is? i mean boys in tight short trousers kissing each other??? HELLO? lol... but seriously... today i'll post one of the most popular songs in every stadium, and it's from a gay band... two gay bands to be honest... most people think it's from the pet shop boys, but the original was from the village people... sadly i couldn't find out from which album of the village people... and because that is a rule of this blog, i have to use the cover version... what makes no difference... let's praise tim wiese... the goalie of werder bremen who proudly wears his pink shirt, even though the contrahents fans keep calling him fag =D

artist: pet shop boys
song: go west
album: popart

come on, come on, come on, come on

(together) we will go our way
(together) we will leave someday
(together) your hand in my hands
(together) we will make our plans

(together) we will fly so high
(together) tell all our friends goodbye
(together) we will start life new
(together) this is what we'll do

(go west) life is peaceful there
(go west) in the open air
(go west) where the skies are blue
(go west) this is what we're gonna do

(go west, this is what we're gonna do, go west)

(together) we will love the beach
(together) we will learn and teach
(together) change our pace of life
(together) we will work and strive

(i love you) i know you love me
(i want you) how could i disagree?
(so that's why) i make no protest
(when you say) you will do the rest

(go west) life is peaceful there
(go west) in the open air
(go west) baby you and me
(go west) this is our destiny (aah)

(go west) sun in wintertime
(go west) we will do just fine
(go west) where the skies are blue
(go west, this is what we're gonna do)

there where the air is free
we'll be (we'll be) what we want to be (aah aah aah aah)
now if we make a stand (aah)
we'll find (we'll find) our promised land (aah)

(i know that) there are many ways
(to live there) in the sun or shade
(together) we will find a place
(to settle) where there's so much space

(without rush) and the pace back east
(the hustling) rustling just to feed
(i know i'm) ready to leave too
(so that's what) we are gonna do

(what we're gonna do is)
(go west) life is peaceful there
(go west) there in the open air
(go west) where the skies are blue
(go west) this is what we're gonna do

(life is peaceful there)
go west (in the open air)
go west (baby, you and me)
go west (this is our destiny)

come on, come on, come on, come on

(go west) sun in wintertime
(go west) we will feel just fine
(go west) where the skies are blue
(go west) this is what we're gonna do

(come on, come on, come on)
(go west)

(go west)
(go, ooh, go, yeah)
(go west)
(go, ooh, go, yeah)
(go west)
(go, ooh, go, yeah)
(go west)
(go, ooh, go, yeah)
(gimme a feelin')
(gimme a feelin')

(go west)
(gimme a feelin')
(gimme a feelin')
(go west)
(gimme a feelin')
(gimme a feelin')

I AM DISAPOINTED!

i mean has anybody seen brasil vs. kroatia yesterday... hello mr. ronaldo??? please! someone send me a yellow shirt, and i'll be as effective on the field as him... i also can bind one leg on my back... i don't think this is correct grammar- or makes sence... anyway i know what i mean.... it was no good game and the kroatians really deserved a goal, two i would say... and what is wrong with france? ... i have to post the suisse girl very soon i guess... =D she's so cute, you'll like her and she is very organized =D... but first we'll have a closer look on the nasty host...esse?! ! =D i think this flag should go... and i hope the pits are shaved... otherwise we'll get in trouble with the planet again =D what we might get anyway, because of posting all this footballstuff including a robbie williams song... whom i like very much... maybe i'm really a fag trapped in a womans body?? ... anyway, he has a lot of nice songs you can use on supporting your team... but actually one of our tv-sations uses this one as soundtrack for their highlight-recaps... so move your boney asses with me... well this would also make a really good one to dance through the house with just panties on...

artist: robbie williams
song: a place to crash
album: intensive care

i - i - i
i'm on a mission
to abuse my position
abuse it with you

love, i'm a cynical bitch
gonna scratch that itch
with a bitch like you

modern thinking's made me miserable
everything is unforgivable
if not for you
i wouldn't come at all

find a place to crash
(boom boom, boom boom labida)
move your boney ass
(boom boom, boom boom labida)
love me like i'm cash
(boom, boom, boom, boom, labida)
you can feel the clash
(boom, boom, boom, boom, labida)

[guitar]

if there's a freak in here
looking for someone like me
i fit that description
perfectly

boom, boom, boom
i bet they'll desert you
they would if they met you
met you with me

every move you make is poetry
they all fake what you do naturally
if not for you
i wouldn't come at all

find a place to crash
(boom, boom, boom, boom, labida)
move your boney ass
(boom, boom, boom, boom, labida)
love me like i'm cash
(boom, boom, boom, boom, labida)
you can see the clash
(boom, boom, boom, boom, labida)

kiss me
with your mouth
teach me
with your brain
(all right)

oh, yeah, oh, yeah

they say i say
when i say nothing at all
leaves a taste in my stomach
and it's no taste at all
i can't sing, i can't dance
that didn't stop me at all
it's a ball when i call, if i call you at all

love is the reason but it won't pay my rent
only palone fill your dish in the dent
i won't be happy 'till the money's been spent
i forget to forget, oh, fuck it, oh, fuck it

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

TODAY AS PROMISSED =D

miss france... and as i told you... no panties! MISTSTÜCK! but what do you expect from french girls... =D nonono, don't ask me... if you wanna ask someone, ask KC... what should that mean, you don't know KC... fuck, what are you doing here??? next time you tell me you don't know bette and tina ... whuahahahaha... that reminds me, will this question will still be a gaydar-thing i mean, they broke up... questions, questions... another one is, why did korea allow togo to score? they ruined my bet! and what went wrong with my us boys? they didn't look very well in that game against the czechs yesterday... and i expect ITALY next saturday will be even harder... maybe they can finally steel some points from ghana... but we probably have to accept that there will be no eighth final for us... but we still have this nasty little frenchgirl, that even makes me forget the lame playing portuguese, wich means... nelly furtado for you =D ... well, yes, i'm extraordinary nice today... i guess it's just because of the fullmoon =D

artist: nelly furtado
song: força
album: folklore

it is the passion flowing right on through your veins
and it's the feeling that you're oh so glad you came
and it's the moment you remember you're alive
it is the air you breathe, the element, the fire
it is that flower that you took the time to smell
it is the power that you know you got as well
it is the fear inside that you can overcome
this is the orchestra, the rhythm and the drum

com uma força, com uma força
com uma força que ninguem pode parar
com uma força, com uma força
com uma fome que ninguem pode matar

it is the soundtrack of your ever-flowing life
it is the wind beneath your feet that makes you fly
it is the beautiful game that you choose to play
when you step out into the world to start your day
you show your face and take it in and scream and pray
you're gonna win it for yourself and us today
it is the gold, the green, the yellow and the grey
the red and sweat and tears, the love you go. hey!

com uma força, com uma força
com uma força que ninguem pode parar
com uma força, com uma força
com uma fome que ninguem pode matar

força, força, força, força, força

closer to the sky
closer, way up high
mais perto do ceu
mais perto do ceu

com uma força, com uma força
com uma força que ninguem pode parar
com uma força, com uma força
com uma fome que ninguem pode matar

força (oh), força (oh), força, força, força

come on

it is the passion flowing right on through your veins
it is the feeling that you're oh so glad you came
it is the moment you remember you're alive
it is the air you breathe, the element, the fire

come on

come on

MAYBE WE SHOULD START

with the "real" football songs" today... i cannot post three lions on the shirt today because england played so lame on saturday, that i'm still angry... i mean they even didn't shoot the goal by themself... and the other song i wanted to add is nelly furtado... but has anybody seen portugal yesterday? you wanna guess?... lame? right. but nelly furtado is such a nice young lady, with such a nice song... hm?... hm?...

i knew it... i'm sorry but the maderator wouldn't let me post this song... so what will we do for today .... NOOOO... great! so that will mean, we will loose our reader.... PAH I CAN QUOTE WHOEVER I WANT ... what? ... nono go ahead!

a german song! she is insane!

ok. so today for supporting the poor paruenos a bit who lost so very unlucky on saturday this wonderfull song from germany it can be translated to "i rock" and yes the one who sings it is REALLY roque santa cruz

artist: sportfreunde stiller
song: ich roque
album: best of fussball

hey hey hey
der modefreak jubiliert, er hat den anzug probiert
und seine freundin frohlockt, wie der anzug rockt
auf der jeans da steht punk, den nietengürtel im schrank
so schafft es heut jeder P.I.M.P auf den rock-olymp
der unternehmer brilliert, er hat am markt viel riskiert
und man spendet applaus, denn es rockt auch sein haus

doch nur einem gebühren diese worte
ein privileg, der ganz besonderen sorte
"kein wort zu niemandem, wie ich zocke
ich sag's nur meinem fanblock: ich roque!"

die coolen kid's reagieren, die fetten beats explodieren
wir brauchen mehr distortion für die gesamte nation
denn es liegt wohl im trend, dass jeder der das wort kennt
nicht mehr ganz genau weiß, was rock eigentlich heißt

doch nur einem gebühren diese worte
ein privileg, der ganz besonderen sorte
"kein wort zu niemandem, wie ich alle toppe
ich sag's nur meinem fanblock: ich roque!"

todo el mundo grita mi nombre..
es porque soy muy guapo, hombre..
a lo mejor soy un goleador...
o no tiene nada que ver, senor?
no se porque mi nombre es tan relevante...
en los estadios siempre doy le cante...
deberia sentirme bien ahora...
o no tiene nada que ver senora?

missed over the weekend

kind readers... WHAT A FUNTASTIC WORLDCUP ... ok, a few games were lame up to now but has anybody seen the trinis against sweden? all i have to say about it ... brilliant defence!!! it was so much fun... and why do we always have such a big heart for the underdogs? and why can't we borrow a few of these defenders? i mean everyone knows without ... without... GNAAAAAAAAAAAA! without any idea what "innenverteidigung" is called in english this sentence won't make any sence at all!

i think, what i'm trying to say is, i hope our defenders watched the trinis very carefully and be a bit more efficient in their next game against...



... poland. they lost against ecuador 2:0 and will be very hungry to beat us, what isn't this difficult when you have seen our defence... i mean they catched two goals - against COSTA RICA a football midget!! i mean what will happen when we play against america? they will run us over... that reminds me, i still have to support the us team... =D so WE haven't played already... but we will today... so i cannot write anymore, because from now on my fingers will be crossed =D





and just for my and maybe your pure enjoyment, here is miss serbia montenegro ... am i really the only one who thinks that she should be equiped with a whip???

=D *sigh, what a nice weekend, indeed!!!

panini rules and beer shortage

to all of you that are not this familiar with the unwritten rules of collecting panini stickers... a panini sticker is a little piece of paper, showing a football player on the one side and glue on the other side so you can stick it in the panini sticker album. it's a very social thing because you have to exchange pictures with people you wouldn't even have considered to talk to ... most of the time a conversation is very difficult because a lot of them can only pronounce "OOLEEOLEOLEOLEEEEEEEEEEEE" - LOUD!!!! anyway you have to change this stuff and it is fun... totally unnecessary ... and fun.
but there are RULES!! which must be followed under all circumstances... the most important rule is... you have to support the team which you manage to complete first... U S A.... U S A!!! that's my team for this world cup! GO TEAM!!! we'll have our first game on monday against ceska republika =D ... it will be hard.... but i guess we will win 3:2... MAYBE ... I HOPE!!!

anyway... i thought about the song for today, and because i have to support the us team, i had the official world cup song of 1994 in mind... when america hosted the cup... but i cannot concentrate because the brits are downstairs singing... still! without shirts, in the bright noon sun, they will look like lobsters in five minutes, and we will have a beer shortage ... i bet earlier... because of this, and because of the fact that green infected me with the dresden dolls in the magnificent podcastmerge with slo ... have you listened to the slogreenx podcast ... no? go there ... immediately... link is on the side, don't know where you are or slogan.x ... both is fine... WAIT... finish reading first! what do you think i'm doing here? entertainig myself????

MWUAHAHAHAHAHA

anyway, because of this insane infiltration accompanied by the funny redskins from ENGALAAAAAAND ENGALAAAAAND ENGALAAAAAAAND... i have to post this =D

artist: the dresden dolls
song: my alcoholic friends
album: yes, virginia

i'm counting back
the number of the steps
it took for me to get
back on the wagon of the weekend

i'll use the autotimer to prove that
i'll get home with my imagination
if they find the body in the basement
"in the very house that she was raised in!"

i'm taking down
the number of the times
so when we get the sign
from god i'll be the first to call them

i'm taking back the number of the beast
cause 6 is not a pretty number
8 or 3 are definitely better
a is for the address on the letter
to my alcoholic friends

i'm trying hard
not to be ashamed
not to know the name
of who is waking up beside me
or the date, the season or the city
but at least the ceiling's very pretty
and if you are holding it against me

i'll be on my best behavior
taking shots for mother nature
once my fist is in the cupboard
love is never falling over

should i choose a noble occupation
if i did i'd only show up late and
sick and they would stare at me with hatred
plus my only natural talent's wasted on my alcoholic friends
my alcoholic friends

one day to go

well you might be wondering, what this dutch chick is doing in my blog. i know, there is a well cultivated hate between germany and the netherlands about the football-theme. but, look at her... =D
yes you are right, i'm a bit opportunistic, but ... why not? i mean, look at her... and look forward to see france in a few days, that chick doesn't wear panties tstststst.... anyway, i love the dutch girls, i love superskunk, sauce special and the canal pride in amsterdam... it's fabulous! aaaaaaaaaaaaand thanks to this nice pinupcardgame i found i am reconciled with the dutch football team... if they do not spit again on our forwards!!! i will not wear an orange jersey, but i will keep this card in my wallet... welll a few days, then i'll throw it out forthe nasty french chick =D

my excuse for all this? the fever is rising - minimum 50 degrees, celsius!! and that is the cause, why i'll post a song today, which isn't a real footballsong at first sight - but it describes so very well the atmosphere we're in right now =D

artist: patti drew
song: fever
album: fever - a collection of various interpretations of

never know how much i love you
never know how much i care
when you put your arms around me
i get a fever that’s so hard to bear

you give me fever (allright)
when you kiss me
fever when you hold me tight
fever in the morning
and fever all through the night.

sun lights up the daylight
moon lights up the night
i light up when you call my name
because i know you gonna treat you right

you give me fever (allright)
when you kiss me
fever when you hold me tight
fever in the morning
fever all through the night

Romeo loved Juliet
Juliet said she felt the same
when he put his arms around her
he said Julie, baby, you’re my flame

you give me fever (allright)
when you kiss me
fever with that flaming youth
fever i’m on fire
fever yeah i burn for you

now you’ve heared my story
here’s the point that i have tried to make
chicks were born to give you fever
be it fahrenheit or centigrade

they give you fever (allright)
when you kiss them
fever if you live and learn
fever till you sizzle
what a crazy way to burn

they give you fever (allright)
they give you fever
fever
fever in the morning
fever in the evening
fever in the morning
fever when you hold them
fever when you kiss them

JETZT GEHT'S LOOOOOOS!

Mwuahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa... two days... just two little short days and we will start the FOOTBALL worldcup. insanity reached the up to now highest level five minutes ago, when a parcel full of gimmicks arrived in our office, including funny football-look-alike basecaps, flags and facecolour... i think we will not work up to 9th of july, then the cup will be over... anyway, i think i should start earlier than i would with the footballsong week... to be honest i start it now =D

so have lots of fun with our official office anthem

as always, soundfiles will be send on kind request mwuahahaha... and forgive me, that i will be just a bit more moronic as usual for the next four weeks... the circumstances, the circumstances =D

artist: sasha
song: goodbye
album: open water

we are the same kind in many ways
we share the same disease, we are lunatics
and mad about adrenalin
and there is no way of stopping us
we stick to our addiction, but finally
the winner's only one of us
there's been a lot of fuss and fight on our way
and now there's only one thing left to say

so we say good bye, bye bye, bye bye
and we put our hands up in the sky
and we wave our handkerchief you gotta leave
so we say good bye, bye bye, bye bye

you know you can't always walk along
the sunny side of the street, there is mis'ry
around us from time to time
and so you never know the way it goe
tomorrow we might be losers but this time
we wanted all and got it all
so after all the fuss and fight on our way
there's only one thing left to say

and we say good bye, bye bye, bye bye
and we put our hands up in the sky
and we wave our handkerchief you gotta leave
so we say good bye, bye bye, bye bye

you're welcome as a friend
I hope you understand
that we don't wanna drive you round the bend
but when it's getting rough
and you're best is not enough
all that it comes down to in the end
is to say good bye, bye bye, bye bye
this may be the worst day in your life
and you may think that this is hard, but you are harder
and for sure you'll get bye, bye bye, bye bye

so we say good bye, bye, bye, bye bye
and we put our hands up in the sky
and we wave our handkerchief you gotta leave
so we say good bye, bye, bye, bye bye...

I'VE HAD A GREAT WEEKEND

best thing to say about it...it's over

artist: marilyn manson
song: this is the new shit
album: lest we forget

everything has been said before
there's nothing left to say anymore
when it's all the same
you can ask for it by name

babble babble bitch bitch
rebel rebel party party
sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
everybody sing along.
babble babble bitch bitch
rebel rebel party party
sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
everybody sing,
are you motherfuckers ready
for the new shit?
stand up and admit,
tomorrow's never coming.
this is the new shit.
stand up and admit.
do we get it? No.
do we want it? Yeah.
this is the new shit,
stand up and admit.

babble babble bitch bitch
rebel rebel party party
sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
everybody sing along.
everything has been said before
there's nothing left to say anymore
when it's all the same
you can ask for it by name,
are you motherfuckers ready
for the new shit?
stand up and admit,
tomorrow's never coming.
this is the new shit.
stand up and admit.
do we get it? No.
do we want it? Yeah.
this is the new shit,
stand up and admit.

and now it's "you know who"
i got the "you know what"
i stick it "you know where"
you know why, you don't care.
and now it's "you know who"
i got the "you know what"
i stick it "you know where"
you know why, you don't care.

babble babble bitch bitch
rebel rebel party party
sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
everybody sing.

are you motherfuckers ready
for the new shit?
stand up and admit,
tomorrow's never coming.
this is the new shit.
stand up and admit.
do we get it? No.
do we want it? Yeah.
this is the new shit,
stand up and admit.

So,
LET US ENTERTAIN YOU
LET US ENTERTAIN YOU...
blah blah blah blah everybody sing along.

POST #50!!

i am really mean to miss andrews today - she doesn't deserve that... my deepest apologies for that.

but what should i do? after 49 posts it has to be a special one today... because i will be abscent for the weekend like always and again not here on monday so i want to leave you with something special... thanks to everyone who posts you tube videos on their blog! green, amy ... big hugs. guess what! i finally! thought about that and found out... if they can do it why not me.... you see =D and ... you are finding me on my knees blessing the ancient youtubegods... they had it... and i share it with you!

yesyesyes... i know that you know that this is THE video of my most beloved song everever... to all of you, who haven't had the chance to hear it yet... or have simply ignored my kind advices... if you want to thank me for the goosebumps, or -very welcome- wanna tell me where i can get these yellow wigthings... down there is a link where you can leave a comment =D





*SIGH ... kleenex anyone?

as i promised!

today... to finish the extended version of the dragma-week... victor/victoria. *sigh i love blake edwards movies =D
AND i took a closer look and i have a slight suspicion that i like julie andrews in this movie so much, because she looks a bit like annie lennox in the 1984 phase, when she wore a parting too... now the question is who copied whom? i think... because of the fact that v/v was made 1982 it could be that annie copied julie BUT ... HAHA! all the little possums that are mad at me because i promised to talk about the forgotten in the garden album watch out .... on their FIRST album, the very often forgotten IN THE GARDEN which came out in 1981! annie was the one who wore a parting... so i assume... wearing partings was just a trend in the 30ies ... and i just have a weak spot for redheads... gosh i mean is there anything about me except weak spots? tststs

WHOAH! brilliant idea! =D

today i will not add a song from the movie... what is bad maybe because i just namedropped it yet and then talked about annie lennox again... but who cares, it is my blog and i can do whatever i like here =D

so the song of today will be:

artist: skunk anansie
song: weak
album: paranoid and sunburnt

lost in time i can't count the words
(i) said when i thought they went unheard
all of those harsh thoughts so unkind
'cos i wanted you

(and) now i sit here i'm all alone
so here sits a bloody mess, tears fly home
a circle of angels, deep in war
'cos i wanted you

weak as i am, no tears for you
weak as i am, no tears for you
deep as i am, i'm no ones fool
weak as i am

so what am i now but loves last home
i'm all of the soft words i once owned
if i opened my heart, there'd be no space for air
'cos i wanted you

in this tainted soul
in this weak young heart
am i too much for you

in this tainted soul
in this weak young heart
am i too much for you

in this tainted soul
in this weak young heart
am i too much for you

weak as i aaaaaaaaaam

weak as i aaaaaaaaaam

weak as i aaaaaaaaaam

weak as i aaaaam

aaaam
aaaam
aaaam

weak as i am am i too much for you
weak as i am am i too much for you
weak as i am am i too much for you

weak as i aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

yeaaaaaah

looking forward...

i haven't seen it yet, but i'm sosososo excited. the movie will be with me in a few days... amazon says in five... but i can't wait. we all know i'm famous for my timing. so it's of course as it is, i bring up my dragdramaextensionweek without thinking about one very important movie has to be watched first. well i assume it is a very important movie.. the trailer makes me think so.. and i think it is very interesting... this time again, a woman plays the part of the transgender-charakter. it's different than connie & carla, and of course victor/victoria ... of which we will write tomorrow, because we want to make a funny outro for the weekend... plus: i like dolly parton =D ... HAHAHA... no, there are more than TWO arguments! ts... TS! i'm speechless!
well i think while writing this i shoud just stop listening to my inner commentator... but it's so funny sometimes...

by the way... i have to mention a very nice commercial for a car developer.... so there is this mtf sitting on the doctors couch asking: "well it's three days since surgery and... i'm asking myself... could you... maybe... turn me... back... into a man?" the doctor's paralyzed and simply says "hmmm..no!" then they show the new car and the announcement that it's guaranteed to testdrive every car of this developer for three days, and simply return it if you don't like it...
i loved it =D

but, back to transamerica... anyone who wants to post here, please remember: i didn't see it yet, so if you want to tell me you saw it, and liked it.. don't give me more information than that shown in the trailer... please =D

artist: dolly parton
song: travelin' thru
album: transamerica ost

well i can't tell you where i'm going, i'm not sure of where i've been
but i know i must keep travelin' till my road comes to an end
i'm out here on my journey, trying to make the most of it
i'm a puzzle, i must figure out where all my pieces fit
like a poor wayfaring stranger that they speak about in song
i'm just a weary pilgrim trying to find what feels like home
where that is no one can tell me, am i doomed to ever roam
i'm just travelin', travelin', travelin', i'm just travelin' on

questions i have many, answers but a few
but we're here to learn, the spirit burns, to know the greater truth
we've all been crucified and they nailed Jesus to the tree
and when i'm born again, you're gonna see a change in me

god made me for a reason and nothing is in vain
redemption comes in many shapes with many kinds of pain
oh sweet Jesus if you're listening, keep me ever close to you
as i'm stumblin', tumblin', wonderin', as i'm travelin' thru

i'm just travelin', travelin', travelin', i'm just travelin' thru
i'm just travelin', travelin', travelin', i'm just travelin' thru

oh sometimes the road is rugged, and it's hard to travel on
but holdin' to each other, we don't have to walk alone
when everything is broken, we can mend it if we try
we can make a world of difference, if we want to we can fly

goodbye little children, goodnight you handsome men
farewell to all you ladies and to all who knew me when
and i hope i'll see you down the road, you meant more than i knew
as i was travelin', travelin', travelin', travelin', travelin' thru

i'm just travelin', travelin', travelin', i'm just travelin'
drifting like a floating boat and roaming like the wind
oh give me some direction lord, let me lean on you
as i'm travelin', travelin', travelin', thru

i'm just travelin', travelin', travelin', i'm just travelin' thru
i'm just travelin', travelin', travelin', i'm just travelin' thru

like the poor wayfaring stranger that they speak about in song
i'm just a weary pilgrim trying to find my own way home
oh sweet Jesus if you're out there, keep me ever close to you
as i'm travelin', travelin', travelin', as i'm travelin' thru