tirsdag, august 29, 2006



TALKS # 05 - ELEGANTLY HUGGING

you may ask yourself what happened on friday night... this is what happened. i am in a constant mood of tight dancing. and you, my innocent little possums, are going to be infected with that mood. so, if this happens, don't blame me, i warned you. this whole thing is packed with songs that SCREAM! for a partner to hug - more or less elegantly. feel free, i won't judge you... promissed. it's all a matter of practice, so i highly recommend to practice more tight dancing! i have to mention this here because i think i forgot to mention it during the recording ... *throwing herself on the floor, laughing her ass off

enjoy this and pray for the save return of tOni, so you might get another one with less big feelings and more limbs on fire =D

oh, and be kind. there are a lot of pronounciation troubles, wrong grammar and shittalking... i would say: business as usual


the ministress of silly listens wants more cheeks


playlist, in order of appearance

tango - dalbello

anna-luise - jasmin tabatabai

serenata negra - fulanito

e doce morrer no mar - cora frost

the morning after - poems for laila

someday, sweetheart - caterina valente

hold me, thrill me, kiss me - nana mouskouri

all i need - the frank popp ensemble

sotto le stelle di jazz - paolo conte

you send me - fairground attraction


*little dance of happines tamtam tamtaam tam cha... i found the movie on youtube, it's called "unveiled" and has english subtitles WATCH THAT!!! *waltzing out again

fredag, august 25, 2006




OH LUCKY ME....

*sigh, tonight i'll gonna have fun, lots of fun, loads of fun, a giant graveltruck full of fun!!! =D
first of all: we'll go dancing... second: WE are THREE, what means i have TWO nice ladies to schwing around the dancefloor, third: we are talking about dancing TOGETHER ... TIGHT ... HA! =D and last but not least we are talking about an event with no homosexual background... and that means: shocking some hets ... mwuahahahahaha *clapping her hands together madly... waltzing over dropped jaws, i love it =D

artist: arctic monkeys
song: dancing shoes
album: arctic monkeys

get on your dancing shoes
there's one thing on your mind
hoping they're looking for you
sure you'll be rummaging' through

and the shit, shock, horror
you've seen your future bride
oh, but it's oh so absurd
for you to say the first word
so you're waiting and waiting

The only reason that you came
So what you scared for?
don't you always do the same
It's what you there for, don't you know

...the lights are flashing
down in here tonight
and some might exchange a glance
but keep pretending to dance

don't act like it's not happening
as if it's impolite
to go and mention your name
instead you'll just do the same
as they all do, and hope for the best...

the only reason that you came
so what you scared for?
well don't you always do the same
it's what you're there for but no

get on your dancing shoes
you sexy little swine
hoping they're looking for you
sure you'll be rummaging through

oh and the shit, shock, horror
you've seen your future bride
oh, but it's oh so absurd
for you to say the first word
so you're waiting and waiting

torsdag, august 24, 2006



IS FLORENCE A COMMON BOYS NAME?

could you be so kind to stop laughing now? this is a serious question.

well there's this band i like very much and there is this song, that i like very much... and this song... well I think it's a guy who sings to the former girlfriend of his actual girlfriend. i mean this person is called FLORENCE!!! hello which mentally sane person would call his or her male child florence? but on the other hand - italians call their sons andrea... so can anybody tell me? is florence a boy or a girl? - please say it's a girl... please!!!

artist: smashmouth
song: flo
album: fush yu mang

your friends keep telling me
i bear a striking resemblance to someone you used to know
but baby's it's me
so why the hell do you keep calling me "Flo"
and i would hope
that you would have the decency to
let me go
in case of an emergency

but you keep reassuring me
telling me to just quit tripping on it
and maybe its me
i guess that i should probably get a grip on it
but it’s hard to do
every time i see that tattoo
over your heart
it ain't right i cant even look at you

why you doing what you're doing
you should be doing what you want
who the fuck you think you're fooling
she's the one you want

Florence if you hear this wont you
come and take your girlfriend back
she's been calling out your name
everytime were in the sack
she's been a mess since you've been apart
so Flo if you had half a heart
Florence can you hear me
can you hear me Flo
Florence can you hear
can you hear me Flo

we’re been going for a while
but lately she's been somewhere else
she don't even smile
and i think it’s a cry for help
and i would pray
that you would have the common courtesy
to take her away
it ain’t right she don't belong to me

why you doing what you're doing
you should be doing what you want
you're the only one your fooling
she's the one the one you want

Florence if you hear this
wont you come and pick your girlfriend up
she's been talking in her sleep
and i think i've had enough
she's been a wreck since you've been away
so Flo if you have something to say
Florence can you hear
can you hear me Flo
Florence can you hear
can you hear me Flo
Florence can you hear
can you hear me Flo
Florence can you hear
can you hear me

tirsdag, august 22, 2006



THE GOOD THING ABOUT HAVING A CO-HOST...

is it makes things easier. you can talk to someone and it's more fun.

can you remember a cute little innocent, naive, unsuspecting MORON saying these words?
i (the moron) can. hiring a co-host is the worst thing you can do... hiring a co-host like tOni ... say goodbye to your mental sanity!
so imagine you are me and this was your last week. first thing she said... "ohoh this was so much fun we have to do another one tomorrow. oh i have so many songs to share..." you answer: "hey give me a few days, please"... after three days... tOni: "oh these people are so kind, oh i'm so happy they like it. let's make another one." you: "o.k. how about next wednesday?" tOni: "oh great we do it! we do it next wednesday. i can't wait for next wednesday"

next day at the office. tOni:"i have an idea... we make an angry bitches cast... i have lots of bands in mind" you: "hmmm, ok. lets see. tOni, you know that most of these 'bitches' are guys" she:"don't be such a bigott. most guys are pussies, so they can be bitches, too" you:"hmmm, ok...when you'll explain it..."

next day at the office tOni:"niconiconico... i have an idea... we should make one about oldschool rock... with an airguitar contest" you:"well, it's some sort of a radio-show. so ... airguitar-contest???" tOni:"#@§$* (very nasty italian words i cannot repeat - not to speak of spell) don't be so boring it will be fun" you ( a bit scared):"hmmm, ok"

next day at the office (wednesday). tOni:"ooooooooooooh nico (very sad face)" you:"what?" she:"i forgot" you:"what?" she:"the party" you:"????" she:"hello? the party, tonight? you forgot???" you:"???... so we cannot do the cast tonight" she:"right, i'm sorry" you:"hmm ok...so what about sunday?" she:"great! sunday is great! fantastic!... well, i mean, i have that gig on sturday, but..." you:"shall we cancel it? i can do it alone this time?" she"nooooonononono (italian-style, very fast) we do it on sunday, it will be great" you:"ok. fine "

half an hour later. you:"what do you think about men with makeup?" she:"i think they are cute! ... *strange look "what do you mean?" you:"i mean as a theme.. you know...georgette dee, tim fischer, marilyn manson... something like that?" she:"uhuhuhuhuh great GREAT!! like turbonegro and darkness?" you:"yes." she (clapping her hands madly): "fantastic, we do it on sunday... it will be fun... oh i have a brontillion ideas"

sunday.... late afternoon... RRRRRRRRRRRRING (the phone) "öchö öchö öchö" (tOni, on the phone) "nico? (whispering...the voice is nearly not existing!!) i feel a bit sick today... i mean we can do it *öchö but i'm not prepared, and so tired... and this party yesterday, it was really no fun, it rained the whole night *öchö i think i'll get a cold... i think i cannot speak today... i'm sorry...*sigh i think i can't do it today...are you mad at me" you:"ah no...it's alright"
thinking: #@§$*#@§$*#@§$*#@§$*#@§$* (nasty german words shoot through your brain(this would be more fun if you are american because you will not know what you think HAH) while horrible movies with giant explosions and flying bodyparts were played at your inner-eye-theatre)

....
inhale
....
exhale
....

sooooooooo, what would you do now? =D wait until she is back - well she'll go on a vacation and will be back in two weeks - and kill her? - *sigh, if i only didn't like her this much, i would do it, i swear i would!!! ... or try to make another one all by yourself? and which one? angry bitches? men with makeup? or something completely different like some nice deathmetal??? what would you do if you were nico?

artist: fine young cannibals
song: she drives me crazy
album: the raw and the cooked

i can't stop
the way i feel
things you do
don't seem real
tell you what i got in mind
'cause we're runnin' out of time
Won't you ever set me free?
This waitin' 'rounds killin' me

She drives me crazy
like no one else
she drives me crazy
and i can't help myself

i can't get
any rest
people say
i'm obsessed
everything that's serious lasts
but to me there's no surprise
what i have, i knew was true
things go wrong, they always do

she drives me crazy
like no one else
she drives me crazy
and i can't help myself

i won't make it,
on my own
no one likes,
to be alone

she drives me crazy
like no one else
she drives me crazy
and i can't help myself

uh huh huh

she drives me crazy
like no one else
she drives me crazy
and i can't help myself

uh huh huh

she drives me crazy
like no one else
she drives me crazy
and i can't help myself

torsdag, august 17, 2006




AUGUST 16th ... A VERY IMPORTANT DATE!!!

wow... a lot of things happened on the 16th of august... julie newmar was born... madonna was born ... and!!! back in 1976... yes that's right, it's 30 years now... dancing queen was released... i can't believe, this song is this old... ts...

anyway... a tragedy happened too, elvis died! *SIGH i always liked the later elvis more then the younger one. i just loved him in this leathersuit... and the thing with the hankerchiefs... great! my favourite aunt once told me the story about the "are you lonesome tonight" version where he laughed through the whole song... you see what drug abuse can do to a genius... but anyway, i loved that song... and i loved these sparkeling overalls and of course the karate-moves...

and i'm thankful for a bunch of great songs. it was hard to pick one, because everytime i try to point out my favourite one there's another one that's my favourite too... so this is not my favourite... but it's one of them.

artist: elvis presley
album: aloha from hawaii
song: burning love

lord almighty,
i feel my temperature rising
higher higher
it's burning through to my soul

girl, girl, girl
you gonna set me on fire
my brain is flaming
i don't know which way to go

your kisses lift me higher
like the sweet song of a choir
you light my morning sky
with burning love

ooh, ooh, ooh,
i feel my temperature rising
help me, i'm flaming
i must be a hundred and nine
burning, burning, burning
and nothing can cool me
i just might turn into smoke
but i feel fine

cause your kisses lift me higher
like a sweet song of a choir
and you light my morning sky
with burning love

it's coming closer
the flames are reaching my body
please won't you help me
i feel like i'm slipping away
it's hard to breath
and my chest is a-heaving

lord almighty,
i'm burning a hole where i lay
cause your kisses lift me higher
like the sweet song of a choir
you light my morning sky
with burning love
with burning love
ah, ah, burning love
i'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
just a hunk, a hunk of burning love



oh, and i nearly forgot... i also love miss spiteri in this suit =D

onsdag, august 16, 2006

MAYBE..... JUST MAYBE.....

i'm a bit obsessed with my new found favourite band =D just maybe...

but maybe, you'll understand me a bit after watching this




have you seen that... she plays upright bass!!!.... *sigh

tirsdag, august 15, 2006




SOMETHING NEW FOR ME =D

well i had a great weekend because i visited my nephew. interesting little fellow. all he can do up to now is eat, sleep and make funny noises. my favourite one is "göröö". and he has a really good taste in music, at the moment his favourite band are the dresden dolls... many göröös to their songs =D

anyway... while visiting him, his mother decides that he has to hear some other music then just the dresden doll, and put on the horrorpops. and you know what: we liked them - a lot. i have no idea, why i didn't know this band for years, but now that i do, i have to share it with you... AND i somehow feel a strange urge to do some göröös, too.

so here's what i found out about the horropops... they are from denmark, her singer patricia day likes dolly parton, and played in a band called peanut pumpgun before... their drummer came from a band called strawberry slaughterhouse and their genre is called psychobilly, what explains all these nice oldschool tattoos and funny hairdos =D

by the way, what do you think about the thesis, that stars are the new tribals? to me it sounds like miss hailey is totaly in front...

but anyway, enough about skin dyeing lets talk about musik...

artist: horrorpops
album: bring it on!
song: caught in a blonde

i've got nothing to say
i'm out of feeling
you're out of the game
go have a whole lot of nothing
with her.
my head is spinning
my tears are drained

but you've been tamed
you turned your whole life
into something she can hold
just when i thought
nothing was wrong
you let me down again
just when i thought
we had it down
just when i thought
you would stay
you changed your mind
you chose wrong

i wish there was
something to take
that would give things meaning
give you mind to think
all her spites made me realize
you must be numb and a bit dumb
dissing me, playing her game
you've turned your whole life in to
something she can control

but you've been tamed
you turned your whole life
into something she can hold
just when i thought
nothing was wrong
you let me down again
just when i thought
we had it down
just when i thought
you would stay
you changed your mind
you chose wrong

spending time
on the likes of her
it's not worth it
feeling that you got nothing to give
just proves it
you had more before
you got caught in a blonde

mandag, august 14, 2006



A BIT CULTURE!!

ladies and gentlewomen... today is the 50th anniversairy of death of mr. berthold brecht. a genius! so we have to sit back for a short while and breathe a bit culture... whoever owns a brecht-song please be so nice to listen to it today. my favourite one is pirate jenny... i'm sorry, the german version.. but i am kind and post the english translation just for you here... well for all of you who might not know it. i've heard cindy lauper and allan cummings are playing the three penny opera together... i would love to hear miss lauper sing this song... but i always loved to listen to the versions of hildegard knef and of course nina hagen... most breathtaking (as always) when miss frost sang it... unfourtunately a pleasure that was never pressed on vinyl or plastic *sigh

anyway... think of mr. brecht today, and if any time is left think of magnolia too, because it's her birthday =D

"wir freuen uns das du geboooooooren bist und haaaaast gebuhurtstaaaaag heut... wir freuen uns das du geboooooren bist, wir hätten dich sonst schwer vermisst, wir freuen uns das du geboooooren biiiiiiiiiiiist und hahast gebuhurtstaaaag heeeeeeeuuuuuuuut!"

and here is the song from mr. brecht

written by: berthold brecht and kurt weil
song: pirate jenny
piece: the three penny opera

you people can watch while i'm scrubbing these floors
and i'm scrubbin the floors while youre gawking
maybe once ya tip me and it makes ya feel swell
in this crummy southern town
in this crummy old hotel
but youll never guess to who youre talkin.
no. you couldnt ever guess to who youre talkin.

then one night theres a scream in the night
and youll wonder who could that have been
and you see me kinda grinnin while Im scrubbin
and you say, whats she got to grin?
i'll tell you.

theres a ship
the black freighter
with a skull on its masthead
will be coming in

you gentlemen can say, hey gal, finish them floors!
get upstairs! whats wrong with you! earn your keep here!
you toss me your tips
and look out to the ships
but i'm counting your heads
as i'm making the beds
cuz theres nobody gonna sleep here, honey
nobody
nobody!

then one night theres a scream in the night
and you say, whos that kicking up a row?
and ya see me kinda starin out the winda
and you say, whats she got to stare at now?
i'll tell ya.

theres a ship
the black freighter
turns around in the harbor
shootin guns from her bow

now
you gentlemen can wipe off that smile off your face
cause every building in town is a flat one
this whole frickin place will be down to the ground
only this cheap hotel standing up safe and sound
and you yell, why do they spare that one?
yes.
thats what you say.
why do they spare that one?

all the night through, through the noise and to-do
you wonder who is that person that lives up there?
and you see me stepping out in the morning
looking nice with a ribbon in my hair

and the ship
the black freighter
runs a flag up its masthead
and a cheer rings the air

by noontime the dock
is a-swarmin with men
comin out from the ghostly freighter
they move in the shadows
where no one can see
and theyre chainin up people
and they're bringin em to me
askin me,
kill them now, or later?
askin me!
kill them now, or later?

noon by the clock
and so still by the dock
you can hear a foghorn miles away
and in that quiet of death
i'll say, right now.
right now!

then they'll pile up the bodies
and i'll say,
thatll learn ya!

and the ship
the black freighter
disappears out to sea
and
on
it
is
me

torsdag, august 03, 2006



TALKS # 04 - TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

i made it! i found someone who is silly enough to sit next to me for a few hours and listen to the shit i talk. to be honest she is talking more shit than me... =D i'm talking of my dear coworker and new cohost: the incredible tOni... she's famous for her wurstbrote... what are brilliant musicmixes she makes and shares with us. and because a lot of the music i played in the past was from her wurstbrot anyway... why not ask her if she wants to do this thing together =D

WE had fun

ah, and there is a big question... a coworker of us, who already listened to this thinks, it's funny if you know the both of us... but her theorie is, if you don't know us, you just think we took weird drugs (what we didn't i swear) so what do you think? - commentbox below - thank you

today the ministry of silly listens refers about lalalalovesongs



songs in order of appearance:

tanz der moleküle - mia.

denis - blondie

le ciel dans une chambre - carla bruni

the origin of love - hedwig and the angry inch

i just wanna make love to you - etta james

the honeymooners - lucky jim

für immer und dich - rio reiser

allelujah - fairground attraction

hounds of love - kate bush

never tear us appart - INXS

das beste - diane