MORE LESSONS IN GERMAN

hello my dear possums, how are you? yes, i’ve been absent for a while, but lets not talk about that ;D
lets talk about the weird little twists in the german language. or in the english language ... i think it depends on the angle from which you’re looking at it ...or the continent ... anyway ... please, concentrate, i will do a schlagerpodcast as promissed, but it has to maturate a bit more ... its a big theme, trust me, i’m working on it ;D

so lets go back to the language thingy ... so you americans call a hot girl chick ... which from my angle seems to be a bit weird, because i can’t see anything hot in a chick, well if it’s not twisting on a rotisary being grilled ... i don’t understand, where does this come from? is it the gaggling? is this what is compared with women? i don’t know? do you have any ideas? maybe my problem is, that over here, we don’t have HOT chicken ... well besides the rotating ones i talked about already ... our chicks are crazy. in a nice gaggling way, but it has nothing to do with hotness. we call our hot chicks hot snails ... yes i know, at first sight this sounds a bit disgusting, but on the second sight it makes sense ... and is a bit disgusting and dirty ... because the reason why we call them snails is because we call the primary female sexual characteristic aka the p word snail too ... oh comeon, don’t be such a primary female sexual characteristic =D
so anyway, this morning i found these great snails ... they are seasnails ... nude seasnails to be explicit ... and i thought they are beautiful, and that’s what i wanted to share and so i bothered you with all these evil words and you better be thankfull that i wrote at all because i am in a very strange mood at the moment and grumpy and work sucks ant the weather too and i have this really evil world-weariness, that you might think is funny but it isn’t ... you see, i’m joking about it, it seems to be getting better ;D
so be nice to me and stop sitting in my head with these disappointed looks on your faces asking me where the podcast is ... i might retreat in my shell ... wait there is no shell ... the snail is nude ... WAAAAH =D ...

anyway, when i saw the snails i imediately had this song in my head, i hope you have a great day

artist: david bowie
song: rebel, rebel
album: bowie


you've got your mother in a whirl
she's not sure if you're a boy or a girl

hey babe, your hair's alright
hey babe, let's go out tonight
you like me, and i like it all
we like dancing and we look divine
you love bands when they're playing hard
you want more and you want it fast
they put you down, they say I'm wrong
you tacky thing, you put them on

rebel rebel, you've torn your dress
rebel rebel, your face is a mess
rebel rebel, how could they know?
hot tramp, i love you so!

don't ya?

rebel rebel, you've torn your dress
rebel rebel, your face is a mess
rebel rebel, how could they know?
hot tramp, i love you so!

don't ya?

you've torn your dress, your face is a mess
you can't get enough, but enough ain't the test
you've got your transmission and your live wire
you got your cue line and a handful of ludes
you wanna be there when they count up the dudes
and i love your dress
you're a juvenile success
because your face is a mess
so how could they know?
i said, how could they know?

so what you wanna know calamity's child,
where'd you wanna go?
what can I do for you? looks like you've been there too
'cause you've torn your dress
and your face is a mess
ooo, your face is a mess
ooo, ooo, so how could they know?
eh, eh, how could they know?


if you wanna see more of these beautiful creatures click here