IT MUST BE THE HEAT!!!

or maybe i go crazy now, i don’t know, but even though i should be ashamed of it, i have a confession to make ... *harrumph ... ahm, i am sorry, but i like wilson gonzalez’ song.

to be aware of which trouble i am here, you have to know the background. *pfuh ... well, in 1985 an actor called uwe ochsenknecht had a leading role in doris dörries movie „men“ it was a big success for her, and a HUGE success for him. he’s one of germanys most popular actors now ... anyway, the success wasn’t good for him, you know how people are... they think they are special when they get popular and all of a sudden they get kids and they have to stand out of the crowd there too ... so the poor little critter was named wilson gonzalez ... after wilson pickett and speedy gonzalez *sigh ... his father started a second career as a singer ... well he had one nice song the rest was crap ... and then the little boys showed up in a childrens movie about a soccer team, which was VERY successful ... you know what i mean, we are talking about kids here ... KIDS!!! ... after i think 5 of these soccer movies, the boys probably thought they are to old for that kind of stuff, so they decided to become popstars ... well the younger one started first with a very weird attempt to become the german justin timberlake ... have you evver blown up a ballon an then instead of closing it just let it go ... that ‚s the perferct description of what i feel about his music ... but a few days ago i heard wilsons’ song for the first time and as hard as it is to confess it ... damn i like it ... i don’t know what it is, the dilletantism of early eighties punk? the bad accent? the unbelievably silly lyrics? i don’t know ... i just like it ... PLUS the boy is born in 1990!!! .... he wasn’t there in the eighties .... maybe that’s it ... he reinvented the eighties ... all these 80ies electropunk revivals are great i like how people put something new into the whole thing but he just stepped back to the flat, silly diletantism that made those times this fuckin great =D
i like it =D

i like it, i like it, i like it .... and i don’t care that he’s a baby



and what makes the whole thing even funnier is the fact that the only zombies i know are 2. 1 the undead and 2 the cocktail that makes you feel undead the morning after ... and no 18 year old will get #2 in america right? ... ;D

have a great weekend

and i hope you can forgive me *bambieyes

OGGI TUTTI VA PIANO

i think ... if i made a mistake (i bet i did) please correct me ... what i was trying to say is, that everything is a bit slow today ... everything? well, almost, in a tiny spot in the back of my brain some stubborn synapses work like crazy to produce a funny little post for you ... so you better appreciate it ;D

anyway, you might ask yourself, why is she posting this funny boots today ... well maybe it is because she saw sex and the city (the movie) yesterday and now she is obsessed with shoes ... hmmmm, good point but NO ... first of all i already am kind of shoe obsessed, i don’t need a movie for that ... by the way, watch the thing it is soooooooooooo great, romantic and funny and just great ... my personal vote two thumbs up ... hmmm, i wrote that somewhere else today ;D ... but back to the boots ... the boots are ... ta daaaah ... because i feel a bit italian today ... hey you could have got an idea of that from the title, don’t you ... don’t look at me that way and what do you mean „what have rubberboots to do with italy“ ... well forget about the rubber for a second, i just liked the design, wait i still like it, so i just like the design ... so boot - italy ....


tapping foot

hello? BOOT --> ITALY??

thank you, yes, italy is shaped like a boot ... NAH! don’t look at me that way, i know it is a highheel, but like i said ... i like the design ... and it is my blog and i can post whatever i like *crossing arms, pouting

... and today that will be this wonderfull video, where dephazz covered the themesong of one of my most favourite childhood tv shows ... viva la felicita from the signor rossi cartoon .. i LOVED the show ... especially the little dachshound called gaston =D



=D

thanks for your patience ... this post is dedicated to ale, who is living in the boot ... no silly, not the rubberboot ... i saw that! ... don’t make me pinch you ;D

have a great day sweeties, i hope it will be a lucky one!

SAY AAAAAAAAAH

appologies my little possums, appologies!
i really really tried to post more often ... especially now after i feel mentally less deranged ;D ... well anyway, the past two days where mentionable because of the absence of a certain person ... ok, name it me ... which is unexcuseable, especially because everyone was so very kind to remember my birthday ... thank you thank you thank you ... but i have a reason for my absence ... first of all, we have horrible weather so my migrane was killing me ... but the main reason was, i wasn’t at my desk, because i was trained in first aid ... and of course i wear plain white today =D ... yes, white pant’s and t-shirt ... even the print on skull is white ... i love it =D ... you see, this ridiculous birthday changed nothing, i am silly as always ... and able to have fun with the weirdest things ... and those of you who will be at the kelka pride events can be sure that i’ll be the first to show up if you need a mouth to mouth ... everything will gonna be alright ;D

and because i couldn’t find a song with aaaaaaaaah here’s one that’s called oooooh =D

artist: scissor sisters
song: oooh
album: ta-dah


some people say such awful things
i don't understand why they're so hateful
we don't need those diamond rings
even though they look tasteful
chichi parties
so important
sink a fortune
high-class apartment
one or two ooh-oohs
make you feel so good
it's not a threat to nobody
in fact the people should

oooh
don't you give me them blues
i got magic in my dancing shoes
let me hear you say ooooh

when you talk sweet things in my ear
i get so hot inside I'm burning my clothes
measure distances with tears
the tracks'll run for miles when i feel those
mixed emotions
in your heart
guilty feelings
you fall apart
one or two ooooh's
nothing left to lose
i'm not a threat to nobody
don't try and give me them blues

oooh
don't you give me them blues
i got magic in my dancing shoes
let me hear you say ooooh

say honey baby don't you know
ain't got any money left to blow
can't buy you no snow cone
even when it's hot outside

wanna make love show you what i can do
pocket that rug and ride the groove
just lemme go dance and give me no blues tonight

oooh
don't you give me them blues
i got magic in my dancing shoes
let me hear you say ooooh

MORE SCIENTIFICS

when you sneeze, are your eyes open or closed? if you say they are open you are a: a miracle or b: a bloody liar ... because it is UNPOSSIBLE to sneeze with open eyes, otherwise your eyeballs will shoot out because of all the pressure ... well that makes funny pictures pop up in my head about eyeballs on a string popping out of the heads of all the ones who said they are a miracle =D

anyway, the other thing that’s unpossible to do ist to wiggle your toes without smiling ... so i vote for a wigglebreak. it will be good for you, trust me ;D

get of your shoes, free your cute little feet from socks, sit back, relax, look at your little footsies and wiggle your toes

see, you’re smiling ... i’ve told you =D

thanks for your assistance and enjoy the rest of your day

oh, yes, you can put the stuff back on now ;D

artist: kate nash
song: merry happy
album: made of bricks

watching me like you never watch no one
don't tell me that you didn't try and check out my bum
cause i know that you did
cause your friend told me that you liked it

gave me those pearls and I thought they were ugly
though you try to tell me that you never loved me
i know that you did
'cause you said it and you wrote it down

dancing at discos
eating cheese on toast
yeah you make me merry make me very very happy
but you obviously, you didn't want to stick around

dancing at discos
eating cheese on toast
yeah you make me merry make me very very happy
but you obviously, you didn't want to stick around

so i learnt from you
do do do da do do do do do da do do do do do da do
so i learnt form you
do do do da do do do do do da do do do do do da do

i can be alone, yeah
i can watch a sunset on my own
i can be alone, yeah
i can watch a sunset on my own
i can be alone
i can watch a sunset on my own

i can be alone, yeah
i can watch a sunset on my own
i can be alone, yeah
i can watch a sunset on my own
i can be alone
i can watch a sunset on my own

sitting in restaurants
thought we were so grown up
but i know now that we were not the people
that we turned out to be

chatting on the phone
can't take back those hours
but i won't regret
'cause you can grow flowers
from where dirt used to be

dancing at discos
eating cheese on toast
yeah you make me merry make me very very happy
but you obviously, you didn't want to stick around

dancing at discos
eating cheese on toast
yeah you make me merry make me very very happy
but you obviously, you didn't want to stick around

so i learnt from you
do do do da do do do do do da do do do do do da do
so i learnt from you
do do do da do do do do do da do do do do do da do

i can be alone, yeah
i can watch a sunset on my own
i can be alone, yeah
i can watch a sunset on my own
i can be alone
i can watch a sunset on my own
(do do do da do do do do do da do do do do do da do)

i can be alone, yeah
i can watch a sunset on my own
i can be alone, yeah
i can watch a sunset on my own
i can be alone
i can watch a sunset on my own
(do do do da do do do do do da do do do do do da do)

PREPARING FOR THE DESERT

*sigh*

my brain is a sponge - my body is NOT ...

ok my little possums, lets get scientific ...
the average ammount of water in a humans body is about 67,85% ... if i am following the very complicated watson formula (you see i did research here) it seems the ammount of water in my nice little body is 36,873 liters (which is 9.74 american gallons) ... yes i have a bit time on my hand ... the percentage formula spits out the insanely ammount of 54,958 liters (14.52 gal) ... so whatever it might be inbetween these two messures, my body thinks that's enough ... which would have been midheavy unmentionable if i weren't in exercise mode for the desert trip ... and if two funny people weren't mentioning the necessity of drinking ... so i do as i'm told ... i am on 2 liters level (0.53 gal) and it doesn't work ... my body doesn't like water ... at least it doesn't like to have more in than absolutely necessary ... which is probably 9.74 gallons as far as i assume from all this "water-out-of-here" behaviour ...


i tried to find a song about a flow heater, but i couldn't ... so here's another one, that at least comes close ;D

artist: seeed
song: waterpumpee
album: music monks

(chorus)
waan back mi waterpumpee, mi cool and deadly fi go dance
with di ladies
dem a dance ya too funky- make man a move inna di dance
like junkie we..
waan back mi waterpumpee, mi cool and deadly fi go dance
with di ladies
dem a dance ya too funky-got shot a buz

(enuff)
ihr hört und hyperhifistereo
oder muffiges desaster auf´m tape fressenden blaaster
singen tun wir sowieso
vielleicht könnt ihrs erahnen zwischen brosis und bin
laden wir die homies ein, denn wir sind nicht gern allein
der eine braucht nur sein´ tv, wir brauchen die family
yo!
in diesen eisigen zeiten voll von durchgeknallten Leuten
ist es unser job die heißen hooks und zeilen zu verbreiten
du bist hart, du willst streiten kriegst´n halbsteifen beim fighten
geh doch in die u.s.a und feier da, geh bullen reiten
geh bloß uns nicht auf´n sack, weil du zu feige bist zu tanzen
zieh die teure jacke aus, du körperklaus- zeig was kannstn?
wir mooven gut in jedem look im freshen und verranztem
du mit deinem benni miles schockst die vorstadt pomeranzen yes we

(chorus)

(Ear)
see hip shake watch your shape babe dive in your lake
dream come awake and make this tune earthquake
do you tape it, naked sun bake it all i can take
put in my toaster hit that cake ride our ghost ya
rollercoaster ain´t no fake ma
top to coast we want them most
oh ladies may these tracks slip in your legs

(Eased)
no turn back dis ya dancehall-drug gonna hit like a killer (killer,killer)
get loose in your waist, put a smile on your face
set the dance on fire (fire, fire)
cause the flow of a girl and man – from creation
is ment to be a devine combination
to all of mi brethren inna land:
don´t waist time and give dem girl satisfaction

(chorus)

CAN YOU REMEMBER WHEN KC SANG THE LOVEBOAT SONG?

after all these suffering podcasts where i was whining about my breakup i can now inform you that there is a new woman on my side =D
she's awfully cute, even though she's missing one eye - but that eyepatch is just making her even sexier ;D - she's a little bit overboard and serving the navy ...

which explains the song of the day, which is fighting hard with the memory of kc singing ;D

just a few days until albuqueerque pride YAY!!!

song: in the navy
artist: village people
album: the very best of village people

where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure,
learn science, technology?
where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
on the land or on the sea?
where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skindive,
study oceanography?
sign up for the big band or sit in the grand stand
when your team and others meet.

in the navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
in the navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
in the navy, come on now people, make a stand.
in the navy, can't you see we need a hand.
in the navy, come on, protect the motherland.
in the navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
in the navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
in the navy, in the navy.

they want you! they want you! they want you as a new recruit!

if you like adventure don't you wait to enter
the recruiting office fast.
don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait;
they're signing up new seamen fast.
maybe you are too young to join up today
but don't you worry 'bout the thing
for i'm sure there will be always the good navy
protecting the land and sea.

in the navy...

they want you! they want you! they want you as a new recruit!
they want you! they want you! they want you as a new recruit!
..but..but..but I'm afraid of water!
..hey..hey..look, men...
i get seasick even watching it on the tv!
they want you! - oh my goodness!
they want you! - what am i gonna do in a submarine?
they want you! they want you!
in the navy.

in the navy... (fade out)

DA DEE DEE DEEEEEEEE

you can't kiss a girl wearing a sombrero when you are wearing one too.



thanks to the vampire
*fallen on the face by bowing