HOLY CHEESES!!!

another funny coincedence that is worth blogging about ... probably it will change your life ... at least your eating habits ... maybe ... whatever. i am sick again, that might explain a lot ... fever, you know, people write the funniest shit when they are having fever ... ok, i take these antibiotics, HAH!!! they are yellow too!!! COINCIDENCES OVER COINCIDENCES ... yes, yes, yes ... you are right, i'll explain

sooooo, i was talking to a dear american friend yesterday, no names, the vampire is worried you'll make fun out of her, but this is dead serious, i swear ;D

so, we were talking about me being sick, and if i take good enough care of myself, and what i had for dinner ... and you know me, normaly i think cooking is zen but i am sick so i made myself a simple cheesesandwich ... and then the question came up ... what kind of cheese? ... and then i found out that different pronounciation, combined with a sick mind can lead to a new religion. because i had a simple gouda ... and in germany we pronounce it slightly netherlands so the ou sounds like the ow in cow ... what is interesting too, because we are talking about cheese here ... i mean, cheese – milk – cow ... you see, what i mean??? EVERYTHING fits all of a sudden ... i tell you this is a SIGN!!!

anyway, so i found out, that americans pronounce that ou like oo like in goose (NO milk at all) and that sounds like buddha =D ... what was the point where my pills where kicking in, we inventet goudism ... and i really do not have to stub your noses into what cheeses sounds like right?

but that wasn't the weirdest of all things ... because at the morning of that day i saw a documentary of a tattoo parlor in miami where a woman got a tattoo of a grilled cheese sandwich she made years ago and that shows the face of the virgin mary ... ??? ... what shall all this mean? is it a sign??? or just a sign that me is weirder than we all thought i am =D ... whatever it means, and even if goudism has no potential to become a world religion ... if you are feeling the need to make yourself a cheese sandwich now, take a picture, send it and lets see if we can see a face in there too ... especially because i think this mother mary looks more like marlene dietrich in blue angel ... but it's just me, and i am sick

CHEESE =D