PREPARING FOR THE DESERT

*sigh*

my brain is a sponge - my body is NOT ...

ok my little possums, lets get scientific ...
the average ammount of water in a humans body is about 67,85% ... if i am following the very complicated watson formula (you see i did research here) it seems the ammount of water in my nice little body is 36,873 liters (which is 9.74 american gallons) ... yes i have a bit time on my hand ... the percentage formula spits out the insanely ammount of 54,958 liters (14.52 gal) ... so whatever it might be inbetween these two messures, my body thinks that's enough ... which would have been midheavy unmentionable if i weren't in exercise mode for the desert trip ... and if two funny people weren't mentioning the necessity of drinking ... so i do as i'm told ... i am on 2 liters level (0.53 gal) and it doesn't work ... my body doesn't like water ... at least it doesn't like to have more in than absolutely necessary ... which is probably 9.74 gallons as far as i assume from all this "water-out-of-here" behaviour ...


i tried to find a song about a flow heater, but i couldn't ... so here's another one, that at least comes close ;D

artist: seeed
song: waterpumpee
album: music monks

(chorus)
waan back mi waterpumpee, mi cool and deadly fi go dance
with di ladies
dem a dance ya too funky- make man a move inna di dance
like junkie we..
waan back mi waterpumpee, mi cool and deadly fi go dance
with di ladies
dem a dance ya too funky-got shot a buz

(enuff)
ihr hört und hyperhifistereo
oder muffiges desaster auf´m tape fressenden blaaster
singen tun wir sowieso
vielleicht könnt ihrs erahnen zwischen brosis und bin
laden wir die homies ein, denn wir sind nicht gern allein
der eine braucht nur sein´ tv, wir brauchen die family
yo!
in diesen eisigen zeiten voll von durchgeknallten Leuten
ist es unser job die heißen hooks und zeilen zu verbreiten
du bist hart, du willst streiten kriegst´n halbsteifen beim fighten
geh doch in die u.s.a und feier da, geh bullen reiten
geh bloß uns nicht auf´n sack, weil du zu feige bist zu tanzen
zieh die teure jacke aus, du körperklaus- zeig was kannstn?
wir mooven gut in jedem look im freshen und verranztem
du mit deinem benni miles schockst die vorstadt pomeranzen yes we

(chorus)

(Ear)
see hip shake watch your shape babe dive in your lake
dream come awake and make this tune earthquake
do you tape it, naked sun bake it all i can take
put in my toaster hit that cake ride our ghost ya
rollercoaster ain´t no fake ma
top to coast we want them most
oh ladies may these tracks slip in your legs

(Eased)
no turn back dis ya dancehall-drug gonna hit like a killer (killer,killer)
get loose in your waist, put a smile on your face
set the dance on fire (fire, fire)
cause the flow of a girl and man – from creation
is ment to be a devine combination
to all of mi brethren inna land:
don´t waist time and give dem girl satisfaction

(chorus)