MORE SCIENTIFICS

when you sneeze, are your eyes open or closed? if you say they are open you are a: a miracle or b: a bloody liar ... because it is UNPOSSIBLE to sneeze with open eyes, otherwise your eyeballs will shoot out because of all the pressure ... well that makes funny pictures pop up in my head about eyeballs on a string popping out of the heads of all the ones who said they are a miracle =D

anyway, the other thing that’s unpossible to do ist to wiggle your toes without smiling ... so i vote for a wigglebreak. it will be good for you, trust me ;D

get of your shoes, free your cute little feet from socks, sit back, relax, look at your little footsies and wiggle your toes

see, you’re smiling ... i’ve told you =D

thanks for your assistance and enjoy the rest of your day

oh, yes, you can put the stuff back on now ;D

artist: kate nash
song: merry happy
album: made of bricks

watching me like you never watch no one
don't tell me that you didn't try and check out my bum
cause i know that you did
cause your friend told me that you liked it

gave me those pearls and I thought they were ugly
though you try to tell me that you never loved me
i know that you did
'cause you said it and you wrote it down

dancing at discos
eating cheese on toast
yeah you make me merry make me very very happy
but you obviously, you didn't want to stick around

dancing at discos
eating cheese on toast
yeah you make me merry make me very very happy
but you obviously, you didn't want to stick around

so i learnt from you
do do do da do do do do do da do do do do do da do
so i learnt form you
do do do da do do do do do da do do do do do da do

i can be alone, yeah
i can watch a sunset on my own
i can be alone, yeah
i can watch a sunset on my own
i can be alone
i can watch a sunset on my own

i can be alone, yeah
i can watch a sunset on my own
i can be alone, yeah
i can watch a sunset on my own
i can be alone
i can watch a sunset on my own

sitting in restaurants
thought we were so grown up
but i know now that we were not the people
that we turned out to be

chatting on the phone
can't take back those hours
but i won't regret
'cause you can grow flowers
from where dirt used to be

dancing at discos
eating cheese on toast
yeah you make me merry make me very very happy
but you obviously, you didn't want to stick around

dancing at discos
eating cheese on toast
yeah you make me merry make me very very happy
but you obviously, you didn't want to stick around

so i learnt from you
do do do da do do do do do da do do do do do da do
so i learnt from you
do do do da do do do do do da do do do do do da do

i can be alone, yeah
i can watch a sunset on my own
i can be alone, yeah
i can watch a sunset on my own
i can be alone
i can watch a sunset on my own
(do do do da do do do do do da do do do do do da do)

i can be alone, yeah
i can watch a sunset on my own
i can be alone, yeah
i can watch a sunset on my own
i can be alone
i can watch a sunset on my own
(do do do da do do do do do da do do do do do da do)