THE PROBLEM WITH GETTING OLDER

actually i am reaching an age now where it get's harder and harder to bend down and pick up the mess after the party. not to speak of the pounding in my head. and my weak stomach. and you know what ... finally, two months after the breakup i finally had a girl in my bed ;D mmmmmmmmm she was sooooooooooooooooooo cute ... ok nothing really happened ... besides she puked on me ... and fell asleep instantly ... and i think i saw her sucking some other girls nipples ... but i can't help it, i am totally in love with her ... *sigh, must be because she is just six months old ;D

anyway, i had a great time and a really nice party ... sad you couldn't be there too ... maybe next year????

artist: richard cheese
song: fight for your right
album: lounge against the machine

you wake up late for school - man you don't wanna go
you ask you mom, "please?" - but she still says, "no!"
man, living at home is such a drag
now your mom threw away your best porno mag (bust it!)


you have to fight for that right to party

you have to fight

don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
i'll kick you out of my home if you don't cut that hair
your mom busted in and said, "what's that noise?"
oh, mom you're just jealous - it's the beastie boys!

you have to fight for that right to party
you have to fight for that right to party

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERGÉ

if he didn't died in 1983 he would have become 100 today. i love comicbooks since i was a kid. a funny desease i shared with my uncle who was neither the brother of my mother nore the brother of my dad. i wonder if these things are in your genes or if you just pick them up ... anyway, this uncle, a grown up man, loved comic books. and he shared them with me. i was fascinated by these books you could understand even though you weren't really able to read. they were so much fun. and i was totally aware of the different qualities of these books. i always had a faible for the french ones. i loved - and still love - goscinny and franquin (even though i still do not know hoe to pronounce that correctly) but while i am mostly fascinated of the story here, hergé totally got me with his style of drawing. the so called "ligne claire" and of course my favourite character is not smartypants tintin, i prefer the always grumpy, and very colourful cursing captain haddock. and i think he has a tiny little alcohol problem but who could invent something like "billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles" when he is sober???

so todays question is, did you read comic books when you were little? do you still read them? what was your favourite? what is? and if you do not read them anymore, what made you stop and do you miss them?

ok, that was more than one question, but who cares =D

my all time favourite episode is number 17 explorers on the moon

so of course the song of today strikes twice. ligne claire and spacetravel

artist: the b-52's
song: planet claire
album: the b-52's

ahhhahhahhahh

she came from planet claire
i knew she came from there
she drove a Plymouth Satellite
faster than the speed of light

planet claire has pink air
all the trees are red
noone ever dies there
noone has a head

ahhhahhhahhahh

some say she's from mars
or one of the seven stars
that shine after 3:30 in the morning
WELL SHE ISN'T

ahhhahhhahhahhahhahh

IS SUICIDE THE NEW HOMOSEXUALITY?

ok i've learned that this year white is the new black. but more important is another question. the one above. what happened to my dear coworker last weekend was this. he met a girl in a club and after they talked for a while she suddenly said she will kill herself the next day.
weird as we are, we of course started to ask ourselfes, if she wasn't interested in him, couldn't she simply say she is a lesbian? why did she say she is going to kill herself. he said it was definitely no attention seeking, it was more like "i have to clean the litterbox" now we ask ourselfes, was it just an attempt to get rid of him? in that case the mentioning of a full litterbox would have done too, but she couldn't know. anyway, he left, and as far as we followed the newspapers, there was no suicide this weekend. so obviously she lied, like most of the girls that tell guys they are lesbians to get rid of them. and i always wondered if guys fall for that? i mean they are trained by their porn, that "lesbians" always haven't met the right guy yet. so probably some girls found out, that this whole lesbian excuse gets often mistaken as an encouragement to proove the special skills the y-chromosome-owner has to offer. and keeping that in mind, it makes sense to switch from "i'm a lesbian" to "i'll kill myself tomorrow".

what do you think ... or better what do you say, when a y-ie is flirting with you?
and don't go for the two answers we already have, i want something new, something creative ... *sigh ... yes, if you have to you can be honest too.

have a great day, here is the song for it.

artist: kosheen
song: suicide
album: resist

drop that rhythm and you unwind
keep that feeling and you step in time
all too pretty for a real life
suicide

drop that rhythm and you unwind
keep that feeling and you step in time
all too pretty for a real life
suicide
suicide

slip 'n' slide
your eyes are wide
tongue-tied
you slip 'n' slide

shut tight
slip 'n' slide
read the line
the underlined

slow down
ease your mind
time to find
another ride
another ride

drop that rhythm and you unwind
keep that feeling and you step in time
all too pretty for a real life
suicide

drop that rhythm and you unwind
keep that feeling and you step in time
all too pretty for a real life
suicide
suicide

look right
slip 'n' slide
time flies
you slip 'n' slide

leave now
be left behind
time to find
another ride

slow down
ease your mind
time to find
another ride
another ride

drop that rhythm and you unwind
keep that feeling and you step in time
all too pretty for a real life
suicide

drop that rhythm and you unwind
keep that feeling and you step in time
all too pretty for a real life
suicide
suicide

drop that rhythm and you unwind
keep that feeling and you step in time
all too pretty for a real life
suicide

drop that rhythm and you unwind
keep that feeling and you step in time
all too pretty for a real life
suicide
suicide

WOMEN RULE THE WORLD

that was our title on saturday and as i told you we had no chance with this song. it is nice, it swings. this might be a bit extravagant in germany but it still is mediocre. the guy is mediocre looking, even though he tries by constantly wearing 50ies stuff. and this ridiculous hat!!!! anyway, it was nothing new, nothing innovative, nothing that entertained in any way. and now everyone howls about the big fat easter conspiracy. to me this sounds a bit like bad loosers. we didn't get enough points because we were mediocre. but how does our eurovision music industrie dares to say what is right and what is wrong music? what makes them the experts? 40 years of ralph siegel doctrine? it sucks. and now they are trying to change the rules, so that probably andorras vote who has only a few thousand citizens is not counting as much as the vote of france ... they discuss a lot about the eastern countries sharing their points. but i have to declare officially that it was right, that we lost. it wasn't correct, that serbia won, because their song was boring ... but they won. and it is sad that the western countries build up this east west conflict again. now with music. and the press is awful too. they write about betrayel, and all this nonsense.

the serbian song is a classical eurovision song, they participated for the first time , and they sang about a prayer. it had everything a songcontest song needs. slime, cornyness, sad eyes, and some beautiful backgroundsingers. so what? it won. and yes, serbia got twelve points from the countries bosnia-herzegovina, slovenia, montenegro and macedonia ... al countrie that belong to the former republic of jugoslavia before the war. and instead of being happy, that finally these countries find back together again through music, they lament. as if our little swinger would have got points from them!!!! ... this is silly. i wish these morons could take a defeat with dignity. i am deeply ashamed about my country and all the western countries that blow into this conspiracy horn because they were too bad.

i mean... ireland! someone should have told them it is not good to take novocaine before performing. england was simply hilarious. the correct reward for an act like that is corporal punishment, not points. and i don't know what we are whincing about we got zero points 29 times. and our highest scroe was 7 what we gained from austria and switzerland! isn't that neighbours help too?

anyway, i am happy to have found out that the ranking wouldn't be any different, even if the eastern countries hadn't voted at all ;D

and i wished that the ukraine had won ... that was something that you can call a lot of things but really not mediocre ;D

here it is:



i LOVE that song =D

THAT is silly listening!!! no sense just fun - YAY

TALKS # 31 - THE GAYEST HOURS OF EUROPE

after a week of absence i am back with a new podcast for my lovelies ... and we have a good reason: the eurovision songcontest that will be held on saturday. it is such a gay thing that it must be introduced to our dear overseas listeners =D
this event has a huge reputation, it is -at least in germany- the connection between the world of the mothers and the world of the rainbow. so lets celebrate it as it should be, watching the show with all the other people all around europe, vote for turkye and don't forget your pretzel sticks and bathrobes

artists in order of appearance:

grand prix eurovision - stereo total

mercie cherie - udo jürgens (austria)

ding-a-dong - teach-in (netherlands)

waterloo - abba (sweden)

diva - dana international (israel)

ein bisschen frieden - nicole (germany)

dschinghis khan - dschinghis khan (germany)

can't wait until tonight - max mutzke (germany)

wild dances - ruslana (ukraine)

hardrock halleluja - lordi (finland)

wadde hadde dude da - stefan raab (germany)


+++ NEWSFLASH+++

dj bobo who was mentioned in this podcast, has failed at the qualification yesterday evening ... so there will be no undead in helsinki tomorrow ... you see, as dark as it may look, there's always hope ;D

PEDESTRIANS ARE DANGEROUS

besides a tendency to make fun of the other tribemates the german tends to be accurate. which sometimes leads to almost-accidents ... what? yes, i know, you are expecting a podcast, but i am a lazy ass this week so don't bother me and let me go on ranting about the tribemates ... where was i? right, almost accident. i told you before about the sandals and socks disease ... there's another one called walking the line. i think it's because of all this accuracy we are forced to follow. so you cannot walk in the middle of the sidewalk, smiling and happy when you are a german. you have to search for a line which you can follow. which should be no problem, if not the bikeways are on the sidewalk seperated from the pedestrian ways by what? - correct, a line! i mean which evil masterbrain filed that plot? must have been a cardriver in hope we kill each other in no time. so what happened this morning was this: you remember the tour de france in 2003? when lance armstrongs handle bar got caught by a supporters plastic bag? and this whimp ullrich waited for him and armstrong slipped out of the clickpedals and nearly fell again and still beat ullrich? hilarious ... anyway, well what happened today was nearly the same, except i was going downhill instead of uphill, and there where no supporters just this one old lady, and the plastic bag was green not orange, and i didn't wore a yellow shirt and i only NEARLY got cought in the bag ... i am so glad i watched all these colt seavers series when i was little ;D ... but the thing is, this lovely granny tiptoed exactly ON the line that devides the grey bikeway from the pink pedestrianway ... tsk germans

here's the song of the day ;D

artist: robbie williams
song: south of the border
album: life thru a lense

i know a freaky young lady
name of cocaine katie
she makes my temperature freeze
she's got a blood red powder
when she gives a shout
she'll bring you to your knees

well, we were being clever
playing god games forever
she said she only meants to please
but i'm someone's brother,
got a father and a mother
you know i'm going to have to leave

south of the border
i think you oughta
south of the border
i think you oughta

'cos you know you're gonna have to leave
to a place where you can breathe
and you know there's no reprieve

there'll be tears on leaving
but there won't be no grieving
'cos a city soon forgets
to me it's magic
to the landlord it's tragic
he's got another room to let

there'll be the same old faces
in the same old places
where my youth was well misspent
but i tow the line
and move in time
to a town called 'no regrets'

south of the border
i think you oughta
south of the border
i think you oughta

'cos you know you're gonna have to leave
to a place where you can breathe
and you know there's no reprieve

'cos you know you're gonna have to leave
to a place where you can breathe
and you know there's no reprieve