IS SUICIDE THE NEW HOMOSEXUALITY?

ok i've learned that this year white is the new black. but more important is another question. the one above. what happened to my dear coworker last weekend was this. he met a girl in a club and after they talked for a while she suddenly said she will kill herself the next day.
weird as we are, we of course started to ask ourselfes, if she wasn't interested in him, couldn't she simply say she is a lesbian? why did she say she is going to kill herself. he said it was definitely no attention seeking, it was more like "i have to clean the litterbox" now we ask ourselfes, was it just an attempt to get rid of him? in that case the mentioning of a full litterbox would have done too, but she couldn't know. anyway, he left, and as far as we followed the newspapers, there was no suicide this weekend. so obviously she lied, like most of the girls that tell guys they are lesbians to get rid of them. and i always wondered if guys fall for that? i mean they are trained by their porn, that "lesbians" always haven't met the right guy yet. so probably some girls found out, that this whole lesbian excuse gets often mistaken as an encouragement to proove the special skills the y-chromosome-owner has to offer. and keeping that in mind, it makes sense to switch from "i'm a lesbian" to "i'll kill myself tomorrow".

what do you think ... or better what do you say, when a y-ie is flirting with you?
and don't go for the two answers we already have, i want something new, something creative ... *sigh ... yes, if you have to you can be honest too.

have a great day, here is the song for it.

artist: kosheen
song: suicide
album: resist

drop that rhythm and you unwind
keep that feeling and you step in time
all too pretty for a real life
suicide

drop that rhythm and you unwind
keep that feeling and you step in time
all too pretty for a real life
suicide
suicide

slip 'n' slide
your eyes are wide
tongue-tied
you slip 'n' slide

shut tight
slip 'n' slide
read the line
the underlined

slow down
ease your mind
time to find
another ride
another ride

drop that rhythm and you unwind
keep that feeling and you step in time
all too pretty for a real life
suicide

drop that rhythm and you unwind
keep that feeling and you step in time
all too pretty for a real life
suicide
suicide

look right
slip 'n' slide
time flies
you slip 'n' slide

leave now
be left behind
time to find
another ride

slow down
ease your mind
time to find
another ride
another ride

drop that rhythm and you unwind
keep that feeling and you step in time
all too pretty for a real life
suicide

drop that rhythm and you unwind
keep that feeling and you step in time
all too pretty for a real life
suicide
suicide

drop that rhythm and you unwind
keep that feeling and you step in time
all too pretty for a real life
suicide

drop that rhythm and you unwind
keep that feeling and you step in time
all too pretty for a real life
suicide
suicide