COME ON BABY ... LIGHT MY FIRE

i know, the big fuss will start tomorrow and i don't know nothing about this organisation. but it isn't difficult to visit this site and light a candle... so go there and do it ... please ... they promised to donate a dollar for every lit candle ...

lighttounite.org

and because it is so gay, and they have a new album out and robbie still refuses to sing with garry ... the song of today is

artist: take that
song: relight my fire
album: greatest hits

help me escape this feelin' of insecurity
i need you so much but i don't think you really need me
but if we all stand up in the name of love
and state the case of what we're dreamin' of
i've got to say i only dream of you
but like a thief in the night you took away the love that i knew

relight my fire, your love is my only desire
relight my fire cos i need your love

turn back the times 'til the days when our love was new
do you remember
no matter what was happenin', i was there with you
but if we all stand up for what we believe
and maybe live within our possibilities
the world would be wild for the dream
so baby don't turn away, listen to what i gotta say

relight my fire, your love is my only desire
relight my fire cos i need your love
relight my fire, your love is my only desire
relight my fire cos i need your love, yeah

you gotta be sure enough to walk on through the night
there's another new day on the other side
cos i got hope in my soul i keep on walkin' baby

relight my fire, your love is my only desire
relight my fire cos i need your love
relight my fire, your love is my only desire
relight my fire cos i need your love, yeah

LOOKING FORWARD

just another month and christmas will be over =D

it will be sad for all the printen, and the spekulatius, and the zimtsterne and the vanillekipferl of course ... but hey they are the lucky ones who will have had that giant party in my stomach ... together with the yummy duck and the grünkohl and the klösse ... *sigh

all i will get is headaches from too much glühwein and cholerical attacks because of this brontillions of people in the city, who seemed to get payed for standing in my way - for no obvious reason ... just standing in my way!!!

oh! and lovehandles of course, from all the printen and spekulatius and zimtsterne and vanillekipferl and duck and all the rest ...

so i start looking forward to easter now =D

isn't it great to have a goal? like a nice holiday without consumption-terrorism? with just a bit too much cholesterol? ok, it will be a bit colder than christmas ... but it will be so peaceful.

but because i know it's all just looking forward, here we get back to earth with this sad, sad and oh so true song

artist: lenny kravitz
song: it ain't over 'til it's over
album: mama said

here we are still together
we are one
so much time wasted
playing games with love

so many tears i've cried
so much pain inside
but baby it ain't over 'til it's over
so many years we've tried
so keep our love alive
but baby it ain't over 'til it's over

how many times
did we give up
but we always worked things out
and all my doubts and fears
kept me wondering, yeah
if i'd always, always be in love

so many tears i've cried
so much pain inside
baby it ain't over 'til it's over
so many years we've tried
and kept our love alive
'cause baby it ain't over 'til it's over

so many tears i've cried
so much pain inside
baby it ain't over 'til it's over
so many years we've tried
and kept our love alive
'cause baby it ain't over 'til it's over

so many tears i've cried
so much pain inside
baby it ain't over 'til it's over
so many years we've tried
and kept our love alive
'cause baby it ain't over 'til it's over
over, over, over.

so many tears i've cried
so much pain inside
but baby it ain't over 'til it's over
so many years we've tried
to kept our love alive
'cause baby it ain't over 'til it's over
over, over, over

so many tears i've cried
so much pain inside
baby it ain't over 'til it's over

TALKS # 16 - BLOWING NOSES AND OTHER STUFF

yes i am still a bit sick ... i mean in the common sense of being sick... having a cold ... let's not talk about my mental condition please ... but that's not this bad this time because after being quiet for nearly a month it was high time for tOni to show up again, and she did. and for the very first time she showed up with a theme ... she made a big fuss of it, you will hear it =D ... oh and there will be unexpected confessions, stuttering, laughter, a catfight (you'll have to listen close it was very short - and no hair was pulled, so does it count at all???) and a lot of trumpets... oh and (drumroll) the winner of the wurstbrot-thing will be announced.

so we hope you'll have lot's of fun with this one , which tOni - who still hasn't found a title for herself - simply calls geiles zeug mit trompete what will mean great stuff with a trumpet in english, not horny stuff like someone silly is translating the whole time ... so get up and shake your delicious little booties to these wonderful songs:

brick house - commodores

sitzenpinkeln - element of crime

perhaps, perhaps, perhaps - doris day

love blonde - kim wilde

dream a little dream of me - louis armstrong

death by chocolate - de-phazz

berlin - heidi brühl

es ist was es ist (elektromarsch) - mia.

brooklyn - youngblood brass band

feuer - jan delay

have you met miss jones - robbie williams

TALKS # 15 - IT'S A DRAGEDY

well, the good thing about being sick is ... you have some good excuses for nearly everything. and the other good thing is, you are allowed to drink tiny dosis of schnaps from early morning to late evening ... what leads to more good excuses for any possible behaviour. like calling dragqueens "the better women" which definitely needs more explanation =D ... as i told you, editing is for whimps (i follow some sort of dogma-style while recording this podcast ... it's art!!! *roflmao) i was not allowed to cut this out and as i talked to much (to much alcohol in the echinazin tropfen) i had no time to correct it, so i have to use this blog to explain myself ... i think what i was trying to say was most of the dragqueens i met were much femmier than any woman i've ever met, and i know a few ladies who will scratch your eyes out if you call them a truckdriver =D ... i also know a few truckdrivers who will scratch ... aaaaaaah stop it, that's tooooooo gay, even for me ... a truckdriver in a catfight ... tsk...

better get back to the main topic!
the ministresses favourite theme: men with make up! i have mentioned my obsession a few times before, it might bore you, but i'm sick *bambieyes

aaaaaaaaaaaah, no! don't look at me like this, i know what you think... you expect a sexy, croaky voice ... forget it! all you'll get is a ministress who babbles amok with a gridlocked nose ... and i snuffled once ... only once! i am sorry for that, it was an accident, but you know, i couldn't cut it out ... dogma, the rules!!! i'm sorry...

but what you will definitely get is a lot of nice music! this one:

satans butterfly ball - boy george

sweet transvestite - tim curry

wig in a box - hedwig and the angry inch

sufragette city - david bowie

dope show - marilyn manson

i was made for loving you - kiss

every you every me - placebo

just like heaven - the cure

sorry - georgette dee

she's my man - scissor sisters

TALKS #14 - LIQUIDS OF THE HUMAN BODY

i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i am sososo sorry ...

i'm sorry for the delay of this silly thing and i'm even more sorry for the theme. but i couldn't fight it ... it was stronger than me ... i tried three days to think of something else, wasted terrabytes of webspace with ridicilous uploads that hopefully will never make it to an ipod on this planet but it was stronger than me ... i couldn't think of anything else ... so i gave in and did this one ... so sorry if i disgust you, but i needed it as a kind of exorcism ... well at least, not all of it is disgusting, some parts are really cute, and there are some tears involved ... tears of joy =D

so if you feel strong enough - and promise no lawyer will bother me with the tortured ears and noses of his or her clients - you're very welcome to listen to the ministress doing a liquid check.

tracks in order of appearance

hot kiss - juliette and the licks

teardrop - massive attack

ekelhaftes benehmen - mia.

if looks could kill - camera obscura

meet me in the bathroom - the strokes

hot in here - the bosshoss

smack & grab - juliette and the licks (yes again!!)

trapped - horrorpops

joe le taxi - elke brauweiler

teenage kicks - nouvelle vague

singing in the shower - les rita mitsouko

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


this

woman

is


CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

and i love her!

all i can say ... it was an amazing concert ... we danced like jerks ... sang off tune from the top of our lungs ... i think i have slight whiplash ... but WHO CARES????

this woman loves what she does, you can feel it in the air. so if you get the chance to see her live on stage ... DO IT!!!!

and on top of it all she's drop dead gorgeous

*duffz (soundeffect of nico droped dead)

AND!!!! ... lucky me found a treasure!



SHE wore this feather on stage - and it was wet with her sweat =D

ok ... i think i can die now ....

artist: juliette and the licks
song: hot kiss
album: four on the flour

hot kiss won't you tell me what you miss boy
blind love you got me spinning like a wind up toy
hot kiss won't you tell me what you miss boy
blind love you got me spinning like a wind up toy

oh father i pray to thee
i got a man so blind i can't see
i'm his favorite toy, like a beach ball
bang it up and down or throw it against the wall
oh tallulah he said, you're so dramatic
what's all that shakin goin on in your attack

hot kiss won't you tell me what you miss boy
blind love you got me spinning like a wind up toy
hot kiss won't you tell me what you miss boy
blind love you got me spinning like a wind up toy

you can't knock it or rock it or be bop it
its an itch you can't scratch nothing's gonna stop it
i'm a cheetah so ravanous, waiting on my man and his one hot kiss
i'm on the prowel, you smell the thunder
hour after hour, break this spell i'm under

hot kiss won't you tell me what you miss boy
blind love you got me spinning like a wind up toy
hot kiss won't you tell me what you miss boy
blind love you got me spinning like a wind up toy

all my life i searched for you
all my life i knew
all my life i was searching for you

i'm spinning around the room and i can't sleep
your little girl wants to ffffffffff

hot kiss won't you tell me what you miss boy
blind love you got me spinning like a wind up toy
hot kiss won't you tell me what you miss boy
blind love you got me spinning like a wind up toy

hot hot hot love, hot hot hot love
hot kiss, hot kiss, hot kiss won't you tell me what you miss boy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

miss spiteri =D

well i don't like to recite myself but isn't this inner smile video she did just great? i really loved to see her dressed like elvis... in his best days!
anyway to honour the birthday of the wonderful miss spiteri i should just post a nice texas song ... you ask why i'm this short on words today... because me has vacations and of course tons of other things to do... i know why i hate taking vacations... it's total stress =D

but back to the main plot... take yourself a few minutes, go through your music library and play some texas tunes today
i'll start with this one

artist: texas
song: say what you want
album: white on blonde

twenty seconds on the back time
i feel you're on the run
never lived too long to make right
i see you're doing fine

and when i get that feeling
i can no longer slide
i can no longer run
ah no no
and when i get that feeling
i can no longer hide
for it's no longer fun
ah no no

well, you can say what you want
but it won't change my mind
i'll feel the same
about you
and you can tell me your reasons
but it won't change my feelings
i'll feel the same
about you

what i am is what you want of me
yeh, now that i'm not there
i took the tables away from you
it's turned that i don't care

and when i get that feeling
i can no longer slide
i can no longer run
ah no no
and when i get that feeling
i can no longer hide
for it's no longer fun
ah no no

well, you can say what you want
but it won't change my mind
i'll feel the same
about you
and you can tell me your reasons
but it won't change my feelings
i'll feel the same
about you

well, you can say what you want
but it won't change my mind
i'll feel the same
about you
and you can tell me your reasons
but it won't change my feelings
i'll feel the same
about you

i've said goodnight
try to sleep tight
ah just dream of me
go close your eyes
cause I've closed mine
the sun will shine from time to time
oh, when you dream of me, yeh

well, you can say what you want
but it won't change my mind
i'll feel the same
about you
and you can tell me your reasons
but it won't change my feelings
i'll feel the same
about you

TALKS # 13 - LETS HEART THE CROWNS

the good thing about europe... royal families! england... ok, they say, they are no europeans, but who cares? the netherlands (the queens husband is german), denmark, norway, sweden (the kings wife is german) - not having an own royal family doesn't make us stop exporting kings and queens to other countries ;D ... and spain... and some others i forgot ... i think ... anyway. maybe my weak spot for dragqueens and crossdressers is a normal european thing... i don't know, i have it and i love to nurture it =D

with nice music and stupid talking for example, like in this sovereignly entertaining piece of podcast. so listen closely when the ministress turns the rainbow family into a royal family .


tracks in order of appearance

royal station 4/16 - melissa etheridge

psychedelic kingdom - seeed

the emperors new clothes - sinéad o'connor

drama queen - horropops

acid queen - tina turner

the ballad of queen bee and baby duck - eagles of death metal

bullshit king - juliette & the licks

love & pride - king

drinking in l. a. - bran van 3000

raspberry beret - prince

telephone princess - jan & ilse

GABBA GABBA HEY

november first... birthday of the extraordinairy miss toni collette. isn't it simply impossible not to fall in love with this smile???

anyway, for the maybe two people who don't know her... miss collette is a wonderful australian actress... a bit to much into the american movie scene right at the moment, what gets visual at her being too thin!!! ... hey, maybe we'll meet sometime, than i can feed her some wurstbrote... what do you think??? hopefully she is not vegetarian... =D

why i care about her? because she impressed me in so many wonderful movies... started with muriels wedding of course, velvet goldmine (*sigh), sixth sense (she deserved a bigger part), connie and carla (watch this movie it is so so excellent) and i am looking forward to little miss sunshine, that will be played during the "verzaubert-filmfestival" starting the week after next week ... six days full of gay movies, and me has vacations ... didn't i planned this one clever??? yes, thank you...

but enough of me and my ingeniousness ... let's celebrate miss collettes birthday with a nice song

artist: the venus in furs
song: baby's on fire
album: velvet goldmine soundtrack

baby's on fire
better throw her in the water
look at her laughing
like a heifer to the slaughter

baby's on fire
and all the laughing boys are bitching
waiting for photos
oh the plot is so bewitching

rescuers row row
do your best to change the subject
blow the wind blow blow
lend some assistance to the object

photographers snip snap
take your time she's only burning
this kind of experience
is necessary for her learning

if you'll be my flotsam
i could be half the man i used to
they said you were hot stuff
and that's what baby's been reduced to

juanita and juan
very clever with maracas
making their fortunes
selling secondhand tobaccoes

juan dances at chico's
and when the clients are evicted
he empties the ashtrays
and pockets all that he's collected

but baby's on fire
and all the instruments agree that
her temperature's rising
but any idiot would know that