onsdag, februar 06, 2008



HOLY CHEESES!!!

another funny coincedence that is worth blogging about ... probably it will change your life ... at least your eating habits ... maybe ... whatever. i am sick again, that might explain a lot ... fever, you know, people write the funniest shit when they are having fever ... ok, i take these antibiotics, HAH!!! they are yellow too!!! COINCIDENCES OVER COINCIDENCES ... yes, yes, yes ... you are right, i'll explain

sooooo, i was talking to a dear american friend yesterday, no names, the vampire is worried you'll make fun out of her, but this is dead serious, i swear ;D

so, we were talking about me being sick, and if i take good enough care of myself, and what i had for dinner ... and you know me, normaly i think cooking is zen but i am sick so i made myself a simple cheesesandwich ... and then the question came up ... what kind of cheese? ... and then i found out that different pronounciation, combined with a sick mind can lead to a new religion. because i had a simple gouda ... and in germany we pronounce it slightly netherlands so the ou sounds like the ow in cow ... what is interesting too, because we are talking about cheese here ... i mean, cheese – milk – cow ... you see, what i mean??? EVERYTHING fits all of a sudden ... i tell you this is a SIGN!!!

anyway, so i found out, that americans pronounce that ou like oo like in goose (NO milk at all) and that sounds like buddha =D ... what was the point where my pills where kicking in, we inventet goudism ... and i really do not have to stub your noses into what cheeses sounds like right?

but that wasn't the weirdest of all things ... because at the morning of that day i saw a documentary of a tattoo parlor in miami where a woman got a tattoo of a grilled cheese sandwich she made years ago and that shows the face of the virgin mary ... ??? ... what shall all this mean? is it a sign??? or just a sign that me is weirder than we all thought i am =D ... whatever it means, and even if goudism has no potential to become a world religion ... if you are feeling the need to make yourself a cheese sandwich now, take a picture, send it and lets see if we can see a face in there too ... especially because i think this mother mary looks more like marlene dietrich in blue angel ... but it's just me, and i am sick

CHEESE =D

6 Comments:

Blogger Uta Refson said...

Mmmmmmmm....hot melty cheeeese...
You forgot to mention "cheesus"!
I shall look to the sandwich always for my divine guidence.
(such a smarty pants) ;D

11:21 PM, februar 06, 2008  
Blogger ::: sissi ::: said...

haha, your mind is the craziest and funniest, everrr! ;)

get well soon nico!

11:31 PM, februar 06, 2008  
Blogger amy said...

i don´t know what to say . . . just, yeah . . . i don´t know

speechless
ohne worte

and get petter soooooooon nico, and remember, worm bear helps

*hugs*

p.s. why the fuck is your bloger language set to dutch or what ever that is????
always pushing the wrong button :(

7:33 PM, februar 07, 2008  
Blogger seymour said...

My Goudaness!!

The way your mind works woman!!

Fever and all.....

4:32 AM, februar 11, 2008  
Blogger Edilma said...

Cheese rocks!...enough said.

The vampire makes the best grilled cheese sandwich i've ever had :D

Get better sexy german.

2:44 PM, februar 11, 2008  
Anonymous Anonym said...

Cheese rocks, yes! Ok, now do you pronounce goudism like cowism or gooseism? That is the question.

Sorry I'm late seeing this!

3:07 PM, februar 12, 2008  

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