tirsdag, januar 15, 2008

SWEET SUEDES




you have to love them ... and i’ll take that as a goal for the europride in stockholm .... pink ninja squad-yay-bikini season in stockholm – drrrrr =D ... sorry for the interruption, but you see, nothing has changed since last year ...

what i was trying to talk about was a website i fell over today, and i simply love the idea ... sending your not sexy underwear to björn borg (yes the tennis player, didn’t you know he produces panties these days?? – what else did you miss? carla bruni marrying the french president, who was divorced 85 days before he married her, plus gave her the SAME engagement ring that he gave to his exwife??? how could you ... well keep him in mind for this underwear delivering service) so where was i?? aaaaah yes, so you search your drawers for ugly panties, send them to björn borg and they will send them to the peace endangerer of your choice ... isn’t that sweet?

so, go there bjornborg underwear

oh and guess ONCE whos on top of the list ...

oh, oh and there’s a funny youtube video too



todays song: pinch me
artist: barenaked ladies
album: maroon

it's the perfect time of year
somewhere far away from here
i feel fine enough, i guess
considering everything's a mess.
there's a restaurant down the street
where hungry people like to eat
i could walk, but i'll just drive
it's colder than it looks outside.

it's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone..,


...then ya
try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
try to see the world beyond your front door.
take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
try to figure out what all this is for.

it's the perfect time of day
to throw all your cares away
put the sprinkler on the lawn
and run through with my gym shorts on.
take a drink right from the hose
and change into some drier clothes
climb the stairs up to my room
sleep away the afternoon.

it's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
try to see the world beyond your front door.

take your time cos the way i rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
try to figure out what all this is for.
pinch Me
pinch Me
cos i'm still asleep.
please god
tell me
that i'm still asleep

on an evening such as this
it's hard to tell if i exist
if i packed a car and leave this town
who'll notice that i'm not around?
i could hide out under there
i just made you say 'underwear'
i could leave but i'll just stay
all my stuff's here anyway.
it's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
try to see the world beyond your front door.

take your time cos the way i rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
try to figure out what all this is for.
try to figure out what all this is for.
try to see the world beyond your front door.
try to figure out what all this is for.

torsdag, januar 10, 2008

VICTOR/VICTORIA


you know, or you maybe don’t, but now you will because i’ll tell you ... i believe in coincidences. others believe in destiny, some call things destiny i would call coincidence, but whatever ... i truly believe the whole life is hold together by brontillions of coincidences ... and that’s what makes it interrrrrrrrrrrresting ... happy new year by the way ;D
so the actual coincedence i would like to talk about was exposing an unbelievable thing, it will have an earthshattering effect on the papparrazzi scene and – and this is most frightening – makes me like victoria beckham.
hey, hey, hey ... would you please breathe again? ... i’ll explain.

so this is what happened. i was informed, that francis bean cobain is going to be the new chanel face ... and because i don’t know how she looks i searched for her pictures. i ended up on a celebreties godparents site, that said miss cobains godmother is drew barrymore. the whole chain of celebrity godparents ended with a picture of victoria beckham ... also know as posh spice ... or as mr. blackwell calls her, the skinny, mini monstrosity. anyway, i saw that picture of her and all of a sudden my brain starts to rattle and bleep ... yes i switched from digigital to mechanical over the weekend, it’s a bit slower but the soundeffects are priceless ;D ... can you still follow me? soooooooooo, this pic of missis beckham reminded me on something ... and bang, it hit me ... enlightenment ... she looks like hedwig. i mean i haven’t found the right picture because the internet is full of funny coincidences but you never find the pic you search for, so i have to deal with this second best thing, but have a bit sympathy and you’ll see it ... i mean it jumps right into your face ... i mean look at it, it’s almost identical ... that means ... are you sitting? breathe in ... not only is victoria beckham a man ... s/he is also a DRAGQUEEN ... and that my little possums means: i like her =D









well isn’t it fun to start the new year with a bang?

and another funny coincidence, the cinematographer of the movie victor/victoria. his name is ... tadaaah ... dick bush ... do i have to say anything else??? IT’S A CONSPIRACY OF THE QUEER!!!

have a wonderful day

song of the day: don’t let me drag you down
artist: sarah bettens
album: scream

sometimes it takes some falling down
to get back on your feet
i often think the things i want
the things i really need
i noticed yesterday that lately I
haven't noticed much
colours change and people change
and i am busy handling the remote

when you see this i don't let me drag you down
when you feel this way don't let me drag you down
i need you to turn me upside down

in every room, in every house
someone’s always waiting to be heard
sitting on my big behind
i am hardly rescuing the world

when you see this i don't let me drag you down
when you feel this way don't let me drag you down
i need you to turn me upside down

don't let me hide
behind the question why

when you see this i don't let me drag you down
when you feel this way don't let me drag you down
i need you to turn me upside down