ONE MORE TIME

as you can see, we not only beat brazil, we adopted nice brazilian habbits too =D
this by the way is simone laudehr who saved our victory with her goal for the 2:0.


and speaking of 0 ... for the first time in football worldcup history (female and male) this team was wining the tournament without taking a single goal.so there has to be a special shoutout for our goalie nadine angerer, who was able to avert a penalty by martha, what definitely broke the moral of brazil. a few minutes later miss laudehr scored and brazil started crying. what they did a lot during the game ... they played very foul and everytime our players breathed in their direction, they fell to the ground acting like they at least broke all the bones contained in their bodies. they definitely fought for the oscar instead of the worldcup. that's what you get out of that ;D






so it was a historical day today. forst time a champion could defend the title, first time no goal taken during the whole tournament and (what i like really much) first time our team looked really good ;D

and speaking of looking good ...





miss kai played four more minutes in the game against norway. which the us girls could win with 4:0. so congratulations for the third place - wasn't that a great day today???

WHICH PART OF BEAT BRAZIL YOU DIDN'T GET???

i said force THEM!!! to make an own goal. and who said anything about loose a player with a yellow/red card? i know sometimes this is a moral booster but isn't it a bit radical? and because i was only able to follow the game via ticker i am not sure if any jersey came off. i can only hope that happened because that was at least a little cheer up after that desastrous 4:0!!!

and it would have been so nice to meet at the final. well i hope you'll beat norway on saturday. but please be careful, they are angry ...

and don't forget, revenge is ours. because we'll kick brazilian booties on sunday ;D

THERE YOU GO

ok sweeties, we did our job and reached the final. and this is how it works.

first you let your opponent (in your case brazil) play a bit and scare your supporters into nailbiting. then pretty close to the end of the first half you run towards the goal and let your most powerfuller kicker shoot from an insane angle and hit an opponent defender that she has no other chance than make an own goal. if this happens in the 42. minute of the game you can be sure your opponents will be going into the pause in a really sad mood. - oh and about the own goal, forget it, even though brazilian players like to celebrate their goals, no jersey will go off for that ;D

anyway, in the second half you show confidence. you let the ball roll, you wait for your chance, your opponent is angry because they are behind, they try and try, but you have a great goalie that steals their last nerves. you shoot some balls close over or aside your opponents goal to keep your supporters entertained - well if you think an almost heartattck is entertaining - and finally score again. if that happens your opponent is this disappointed that you just have to wait for the mistakes, like passing back to the goalie with not enough power conquering the ball and BOOM you win 3:0

i mean come on, don't say i haven't told you exactly how to reach the final. so we'll meet you on sunday right. and let miss kai play!!!!

=D

DAMNIT

i am so sorry, i somehow missed the first ko round. thank goddess all our lovely protectionists are still in. and miss kai actually played 4 minutes against england. that's a total match time of 5 minutes. well at least our pleads were heard =D

anyway, for both our teams there will be two more games, whatever happens. ok, get ready for the new ifs. germany will play norway on wednesday, we will hopefully win and enter the final. so lets hope the us girls will beat brazil, so we meet in the finals. i am sorry you'll become vice champion, but you know, we'll win the tournament ;D

and lets hope brazil gets one goal, because the brazilian girls have the tendncy to take their jerseys off, when they score ;D

and worst case if brazil beats you, you can still beat norway and make the third place. what??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA meet in the game for third place HAHAHAHAHAHA that's a nice one *whiping her tears of *sigh, that really was a good one

THINGS YOU CAN LEARN DURING THE WORLDCUP

today: meteorologie

first i want to introduce you to wipha, it is the tropical cyclone that causes the fact that today was no game played in china, and seriously who would run over a meadow in shorts in conditions like that.




but back to the educational part... wipha is a typhoon, not to mix up with a hurricane. and in english it is even more confusing, because a winter gale is called hurricane too. but the difference is, that a winter gale is born when cold air from the north pole meets warm air from the south and the passing of the two different airthings causes circulation.

tropical cyclones like "real" hurricanes and typhoons are born over heated water in the - surprise - tropical area and the circulation is caused by earthrotation ... well somehow, i couldn't find the translation for corilsion, so i can't explain better, sorry ... anyway, wipha is a typhoon, it circulates over china at the moment and the games will be played tomorrow ... hopefully

ghana and new zealand are definitely out of the tournament and brazil is definitely in the quarterfinal (well IF denmark beats them 6:0 AND china beats new zealand 7:0 they're out, but ... come on!!!!) denmark can only make it when they beat brazil, so i think china would be the other candidate for the quarterfinals.

much more fun in group c. australia on first place with 4 points and 5 :2 goals, secon is norway - also 4 points but only 3:2 goals and with 3 points on third place canada with also 5:2 goals. so norway beating ghana is a settled game, but the devil is a squirrel ;D. so whoever wins in the game canada vs australia will be in the quarterfinal. if canada wins, norway will be first and australia out. and if australia wins they will be first and canada will be out. well honestly i will be very happy when we are in the k.o. rounds and all this guessing is over =D

oh and i also found out that the scale that measures windspeed is named by the british admiral francis beaufort ... and to be a hurricane, or typhoon or winter gale it has to reach at least 12.

see, i learned a lot today =D

EVEN WINNERS CAN LOOSE

poor swedish girls! they fought like tigers. made an early goal. get one and fought until they shoot another goal. so they won the game against korea but lost, because of the worse difference of goals. a tragedy

so i will not see cute swedish girls in the quarterfinal. high time to send loads of begging letters to the us coach. where is the nicely tattooed miss kai? she played one minute in the whole tournament yet ... i mean ... hello???? support your european voyeur and let her play ;D there is a chance in the game against england. yes, the us girls became first in group b as the oracle formerly known as the ministress told you =D I WANT MISS KAI!!! let her play ... pleeeeeeeeease!!!

oh and there was something else that was freaking me out today. i accidently watched childrens television this morning and saw a commercial for this.



i mean, what comes next? selling nightsight videocameras to four year olds so they can produce their own porn?? TSK!!

CORRECTION

i am sorry, but i was a bit too fast with the coinflipping. today i found out, that before they flip coins, fairplay rules. isn't that sweet?? so the us girls have a little advantage because they have just one yellow card and the korean girls have two. for all who aren't familiar with the card system: when a player performs an evil foul, she gets a yellow card. it is kind of a warning. when she gets another yellow card in the game the referee will show her the red one too and she is send off the field. plus she will not be allowed to play the next match. also if a player gets two yellow cards in two different games she will be barred from the next game.
so usa is one card ahead. and the swedes really want to win against korea. so probably the us girls will be first in their group (lets just hope they will not loose against nigeria) and we will not meet in the quarterfinal. so we don't have to kick you out, because TADAAH germany finished the first round as groupwinner (who told you so ... =D you are so right) we beat japan 2:0 today, and because england won over argentina 6:1 (yay, argentina finally scored!!! and they scored with one girl less, because one player had to leave the field after been shown the second yellow card, double yay (not because of the foul, because of scoring short-handed silly))

anyway, the us girls will probably meet england in the next round =D tea party =D and we'll get korea or sweden ... i cross my fingers for the swedes, just visual reasons ;D

THE POWER OF THE ALPHABET

a busy day today at the womens football worldcup in china. group a and b played, that means 4 games today. start with the boring stuff, germany dared to make a goal- and tensionfree draw against england. i don't know if they are bored after the 11 goals against argentina, me was after the game ... and japan won over the poor argentinians 1:0 so japan is on second place in our group. so if they beat us (HAHAHAHAHAHA) and england will win over argentina (what could happen, i mean think of the falkland crisis) we are out of the tournament ...YIKES!!! ... but probably we'll win and end on first place and the english girls should be able to beat argentina (come on, lets be honest, they are the tournament victims, canonfood) so they'll be second with 5 points.

much more interesting are things in group b where korea still leads just by alphabetical order ... you might remember? they had draws in these group. today the us girls won over sweden with 2:0 so they have 4 points now, 4 goals shot and 2 goals taken. unfourtunately the korean team won 2:0 over nigeria too, so they also have 4 points, 4 goals shot and two goals taken. the question is now, how will they play against their last group oponent... regularly the decision is made by points. a victory is worth 3 points, a draw 1. so if both teams win they are even in points. then the decision will be made by difference of goals, if they both win with the same result (for example 2:0) this will be even too, then the decision is made by how the teams played against each other, what is also even because of the draw. but a decision must be made because the first of the groups gets an advantage by playing against the probably less good second of another group. so they probably will flip coins ... in a worldcup ... they better decide in on the field. and hopefully the us girls will end as first because otherwise we'll be your oponent in the quarterfinals and have to kick you out. sorry, not my fault, it's just a game, but hey, we'll become worldchampions, no question.

oh and just for the record, miss wambachs head isdefinitely better, because she shot both goals (one by penalty) and our deliciously tattoed mis kai wasn't on field at all ... maybeshe would have shot the third goal and what would have made this group less complicated. *sigh ... anyway, i hope you got the conflict, i know it is complicated, if you didn't get it, mail me ... i'll draw a scheme ;D

INTERNATIONAL AUTOMOBILE EXIBITION

everything works perfectly. i took the gamefree day at the wfwc to watch some cars. and there was a lot of stuff to watch. everything is very responsible these days. its all about taking care of the environment. every big seller who has a gassucker on stage has an hybridcar too and everything at the stages is blue (animated water) or green (so nature) or white (soooooooo innocent)
the funnies moment was at the saab stage, where they had the 80ies version of the 900 ... surprizingly edgy but i loved this car. even though i liked the more rounded 60ies version better. my personal moment of disappointment was the citroen c6. it is officially the heiress of the goddess ds ... but it cannot keep up a single bit. i officially don't like it. i mean ... this is the original





and this should be better???








and this is the most evil part: the rear











but at least the mini show was great ... i hope you enjoy it too.

THE PUSSY WORLDCUP

hello to the ministresses promised womans football worldcup post. to make two things absolutely clear: i will not use the evil s-word and i kindly ask you not to do it either *bambieyes ... thank you *smoochies
and second (no silly that was not the s-word i was talking about *tsk) as you can see in the picture ... this game is serious (oh come on, the joke gets lame)

ok, the first games are over. four groups, sixteen teams, and until now a load of goals. as i mentioned germany won against argentina 11:0 what makes us groupleader in group a because japan vs. england ended with a 2:2 draw.

group b, the us girls group, turns out as a killer group. korea played surprisingly good and the game against the us girls ended 2:2. nigeria (very good too) against sweden (excellent team) was a draw too and ended 1:1. this group will be VERRRRRRRRY interesting. korea is groupleader just because of alphabetical order ... WOW!

in group c (australia, ghana, kanada and norway) everything goes as expected. the favourites australia and norway won their games. but each team got one goal in.

and in group d china had a surprisingly hard time against danmark (those skandinavian teams are hard to beat) but finally won 3:2. brasil shot new zealand out with 5:0 and is groupleader now.

if you wanna watch the games, i recommend fifa.com there is a link to the womans worldcup. next games will be on friday. we'll play against england, they'll be a decent oponent, not just a victim. and the us girls will have to fight sweden, i think this game will decide about who will make it into the next round. only two teams will pass and we have four favourites ... EXCITINGGGGGGGG!

lets hope miss wambachs headaches will be gone then. next updates on friday...

ssssssssssssssssssee you ;D

TALKS #35 - HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

you thought it would take weeks again - right??? but nooooooooooooooooo, our little ministress took a deep breath, sat down on her cute bootie and just recorded this silly podcast. i mean, yes, i could have been sitting there, watching tv and feeling bad for my poor self because i am so tired and sucked out and my brain is all empty ... but then i thought, well, where do i need a brain for =D ... so i muted the tv, put the book aside and started recording ... yes, i am reading while i am watching tv, sometimes i listen to music too, and answering phonecalls and cook ... ok, when i'm on the phone i take the volume down, and it happened that i nearly burned the food, because of something fascinating in the tv ... what about you? do you concentrateon one thing after the other, or are you doing all things together?? not primary because you want to save time ... just because you can. i mean think of florence griffith joyner ... seven different sports in two days (carolina klüft for the youngsters ;D ) - oh that reminds me, tyson gay became 100m wordchampion, YAY!!!
oh and the footballworldcup of the ladies started in china yesterday and the german team blew the argentinian girls away with 11:0. today the us girls will play against korea, but unfourtunately there will be no final between germany and the us, we might meet in the semifinal ... or in the next round when you allow sweden to beat you ;D i think i should report of the worldcup the next days, what do you think? .. what? no of course not. i would never forget the main plot, i am here for posting a podcast, silly =D i mean, what do you expect from someone who is exactlylike todays theme: multitasking

=D

artists in order of appearance:

elvis presley- burning love

cher - shoop shoop song

björk - it's oh so quiet

madonna - sooner or later

toni collette - jonny's lips

juliette & the licks - mindful of daggers

uh huh her - run

k.d. lang - hush sweet lover

jasmin tabatabai - another sad song

charlotte gainsborough - the songs we sing

panda - schnauze

A LITTLE TEASE

ok sweeties, i am slowly getting a grip on things. but the universe is working against me. besides i personally think a new job sucks you out for at least three month, until you found ot who is who, who is trustworthy, who should be avoided, who should be pampered, who should be yelled at ... i mean all that stuff you just need time to find out for, plus you have to figure out the rules by which the new company runs and stuff. i mean that sucks you out ... and now i am having fall. what mean less light, less warmth, less fun ... and with less communication with my dear pals that means all together a funny little autumn depression ... thank goddess there is still music to ligt things up. and the good thing is... whenever the universe closes the shutters, it opens a basementdoor somewhere ;D in my case it entertains me with this new band called panda, everything necessary to know about them you'll hopefully find out pretty soon in a new podcast =D

so take this as a tease



*sigh, i soooooooooo love that dirty berlin accent =D