mandag, september 15, 2008



I AM FREEZING

it is cold like a witchtit!!! ... poor me is chattering my teeth like crazy and i think i'll be sick in no time. i was informed that you do not get a cold by cold weather but by germs but here is something very scary i found out ... you know where i live right .. so now say many germ and again ... and faster and faster you see? many germ many germ manygermanygermanygermany ... I AM DOOOMED!!!!

so it is absolutely necessary to prepare for the season ... we need soup ... noodlesoup!
so i highly recommend this movie: tampopo ... a wonderful japanese movie about the perfect noodlesoup and in general about eating. it's great =D

here's a little teaser

onsdag, september 10, 2008

EVERYTHING NEW!!!

hey sweeties, see the song that's stuck in my head at the moment (be carefull, it IS sticky, don't tell me you haven't been warned)

it's peter fox one of the 13 performers of my beloved seeed ... wow, if they are up to put out 13 solo projects it'll be a riot =D

anyway ... here's the song ... enjoy

mandag, september 08, 2008

NOT FAIR!!!

you cannot blame the poor germans for everything ...




have a great week

torsdag, september 04, 2008



JUST FOR YOUR INFORMATION

it’s exactly 111 days until christmas. you might ask yourself, why i’m telling you this ... and you can believe me noone is more excited about the fact that it is 111 days today ... because i found that out by accident. (another proof for my theorie that life is constant fun, you just have to keep your eyes open ;D ) so this morning i was going to the grocery store to get me some nice breakfast ... and right next to the fridge with the yummy salami was this huge pile of gingerbread ... gingerbread i thought hmmm ... i recognized that on monday ... i still think it’s a bit early, but ... who cares =D ... so today i had my first gingerbread of the season ... i don’t know, it was a bit weird, yummy, but weird ... i think i said that last year too around this time of the year (another proof for my theorie that i never learn as long as something yummy is involved) but anyway, now it gets funny. please put on your helmets, i’ll explain the connection to the song of the day ...
*harrumph

gingerbread is our starting position. from here we go to ginger, which is a total must when you have shushi, which leads us to the long time not heard album of neneh cherry called raw like sushi, which contains the song the next generation which fits perfectly because i just ate my first piece of the new generation of gingerbread TADAAAAH ... FULL CIRCLE!!! =D

*fallen on the face by bowing*

have a great day

artist: neneh cherry
song: the next generation
album: raw like sushi

autumn breeze, a spring tease
summer days and winter nights
the seasons change and that's a fact
is it not
domo arigato, danke, merci

mothers and daughters, fathers and sons
here's hoping you'll know the right time when it comes
like i did 'cause i knew though nobody told
me a damn thing about how the world grows
right here before you, you can't even blink if you do you'll miss it so take time to think
about your position, your place in this world
about what you're here for so check it out girl
boys to the right and you're in this too
come on be real now can we count on you
to be strong and to love us like through thick and thin with your heart and your soul not the size of your dick.

yeah, uh huh yeah uh huh
so check this out
hey what's this sitting in my lap
why it's the next generation.
and do you know what comes from the best love in the world you could possibly ever have,
yes it's the next generation

the children are the chosen ones,
society's got it's piorities wrong. the schools are closing down.
don't be messing with our future - black babies, white babies,
quarter puerto ricans, two sixths chinese,
any combination you could possibly imagine,
but this important as the ground we walk on, people are people you know what i mean,
even the baby with a portaphone
attached to its' buggy pushed by a clone
and the black market baby that unwanted baby.
for 50,000 it belonged to the rich
well he didn't like his face,
she said it didn't matter
'cause her husband was a surgeon.
ha ha ha ha - urr - sick
ain't ain't that ain't that sick -
shucks it breaks my heart.
operate on a baby urr sick.
-acapo

*this post is dedicated to e who said i shouldn't BE a stranger so i decides to ACT stranger ;D

tirsdag, september 02, 2008



MORE LESSONS IN GERMAN

hello my dear possums, how are you? yes, i’ve been absent for a while, but lets not talk about that ;D
lets talk about the weird little twists in the german language. or in the english language ... i think it depends on the angle from which you’re looking at it ...or the continent ... anyway ... please, concentrate, i will do a schlagerpodcast as promissed, but it has to maturate a bit more ... its a big theme, trust me, i’m working on it ;D

so lets go back to the language thingy ... so you americans call a hot girl chick ... which from my angle seems to be a bit weird, because i can’t see anything hot in a chick, well if it’s not twisting on a rotisary being grilled ... i don’t understand, where does this come from? is it the gaggling? is this what is compared with women? i don’t know? do you have any ideas? maybe my problem is, that over here, we don’t have HOT chicken ... well besides the rotating ones i talked about already ... our chicks are crazy. in a nice gaggling way, but it has nothing to do with hotness. we call our hot chicks hot snails ... yes i know, at first sight this sounds a bit disgusting, but on the second sight it makes sense ... and is a bit disgusting and dirty ... because the reason why we call them snails is because we call the primary female sexual characteristic aka the p word snail too ... oh comeon, don’t be such a primary female sexual characteristic =D
so anyway, this morning i found these great snails ... they are seasnails ... nude seasnails to be explicit ... and i thought they are beautiful, and that’s what i wanted to share and so i bothered you with all these evil words and you better be thankfull that i wrote at all because i am in a very strange mood at the moment and grumpy and work sucks ant the weather too and i have this really evil world-weariness, that you might think is funny but it isn’t ... you see, i’m joking about it, it seems to be getting better ;D
so be nice to me and stop sitting in my head with these disappointed looks on your faces asking me where the podcast is ... i might retreat in my shell ... wait there is no shell ... the snail is nude ... WAAAAH =D ...

anyway, when i saw the snails i imediately had this song in my head, i hope you have a great day

artist: david bowie
song: rebel, rebel
album: bowie


you've got your mother in a whirl
she's not sure if you're a boy or a girl

hey babe, your hair's alright
hey babe, let's go out tonight
you like me, and i like it all
we like dancing and we look divine
you love bands when they're playing hard
you want more and you want it fast
they put you down, they say I'm wrong
you tacky thing, you put them on

rebel rebel, you've torn your dress
rebel rebel, your face is a mess
rebel rebel, how could they know?
hot tramp, i love you so!

don't ya?

rebel rebel, you've torn your dress
rebel rebel, your face is a mess
rebel rebel, how could they know?
hot tramp, i love you so!

don't ya?

you've torn your dress, your face is a mess
you can't get enough, but enough ain't the test
you've got your transmission and your live wire
you got your cue line and a handful of ludes
you wanna be there when they count up the dudes
and i love your dress
you're a juvenile success
because your face is a mess
so how could they know?
i said, how could they know?

so what you wanna know calamity's child,
where'd you wanna go?
what can I do for you? looks like you've been there too
'cause you've torn your dress
and your face is a mess
ooo, your face is a mess
ooo, ooo, so how could they know?
eh, eh, how could they know?


if you wanna see more of these beautiful creatures click here