VACATION REPORT #3

brought to you by a very remorseful vampirate

Well, today was spent under house arrest. My protest didn't go over very well with the local authorities. Park furniture still imprisoned and me stuck inside on a rainy Wednesday....
I thought well, perhaps it won't be so bad, maybe I can make some new friends....so I set out to explore my surroundings and there, in the fridge, I found 3 typical German fellas to pal around with for the day. Heinz, Karl, and Horst.
At first I thought it was going to be great! But as the day wore on, and it got closer to dinner time, I realized these were the wurst friends I could have made.
(sigh)
It was fun while it lasted though. The stories, the bar tricks, the sharing of recipes....
But as the sky grew darker, and my stomach grew fuller... I bid auf wiedersehen
to my friends.
We shall see what tomorrow brings. What new adventures await me. Perhaps I will escape outside and roam free.
Watch out Frankfurt!

well it took us a while, to figure out the song of the day, but we think this one will fit ;D

artist: frank'n'furter
song: sweet transvestite
album: the rocky horror picture show

How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici... pation!
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.