VACATION REPORT #2

what we saw today: an exclusive report brought to you by the vampirate
today we came across a shocking spectacle in a Frankfurt park. I was stunned to discover in this day and age such a thing still exists.
Oh sure, tourists come from all over the world to visit the historical momuments that serve as reminders of Germany's darker days, but this, this was a surprise.
Walking through a patoral park filled with happily frolicing dogs, parenting geese, bounding bunnies and the great stroller brigade...well...I just don't know how to tell you about this. The nightmares I will endure from this outing, the psychological scarring...
Darlings, I am talking about Park Auschwitz. Yes, you heard me. Innocent park furniture imprissoned, punished for some unknown crime. To be confined behind high metal fencing. Keeping their chilled seats from the potentially warming German behinds that could break up their lifeless day
The wind blowing through their unprotected legs. If you listened closely to that wind just right, you could hear the faint weeping wood.
I propose a campaign! Yes! To free the park furniture! To release it from its chain link shackles that bind it. To punish NOT the furniture, but the oppressors of said furniture! YES! It starts today, it starts now my friends (cue sweeping, patriotic/revolutionary music) we will stand with our brother and sister park furniture, we will lash ourselves to their fencing, sing our songs of protests, and we will not leave until all of the park furniture is FREE! (music swells)
NEVER AGAIN! NEVER AGAIN!

(tune in tomorrow when the daily blog will be brought to you from a German jail)

until then the song of the day is OF COURSE

artist: queen
song: i want to break free

I want to break free
I want to break free
I want to break free from your lies
You're so self satisfied I don't need you
I've got to break free
God knows, God knows I want to break free.

I've fallen in love
I've fallen in love for the first time

And this time I know it's for real
I've fallen in love, yeah
God knows, God knows I've fallen in love.

It's strange but it's true
I can't get over the way you love me like you do
But I have to be sure
When I walk out that door
Oh how I want to be free, baby
Oh how I want to be free,
Oh how I want to break free.

But life still goes on
I can't get used to, living without, living without,
Living without you by my side
I don't want to live alone, hey
God knows, got to make it on my own
So baby can't you see
I've got to break free.

I've got to break free
I want to break free, yeah
I want, I want, I want, I want to break free.