NOW IT'S OFFICIAL
yesterday i signed the contract. finally. i made my security deposit and now i am officially the renter of my new flat, instead of the evil intruder i was the past two weeks. i slept much better tonight ;D even though the edges of these darn videotapes, poked hurtfully into some sensitive parts of my precious body ;D
i borrowed the office car to see my new landlord and of course i had to buy some gas. question: where are the days, when you could open a flap at the side of the car and screw open the gas tank? it all started with me driving to the wrong side of the station of course ... if there are two ways of doing something you can bet your little ass i will choose the wrong one ... i take it with humour, it helps ;D
so after i spent 10 minutes trying to find out how to open that damn flip on the side of the devilish car, even my humour started to fade ... i sat the milecounter back to zero, i think i unfixed all the fix radiostations on the entertainment system, turned on the warning lights seven times, cursed like a drayman and finally i found a tiny little nearly invisible lever under the floormat ... ok it was in the door, but it was really well hidden!!! you see, when i went in to pay i had to get myself something nice to calm me down ... i got me a penthouse magazine ... dita von teese is on the cover =D i had to buy it ...
so what do you think is better? penthouse or playboy? penthouse has no centerfold but i think the pictures of the featured girls are better, the pics of the vip chicks are always excellent but in playboy the playmates look mostly cheap ... i have no experience with hustler yet and only one encounter with lui, but that's long ago and i didn't like it. so what would you recommend?
and because it's moving week, and i am talking about nothing else, here's the song of the day:
artist: curtis mayfield
song: move on up
album: greatest hits
hush now child,
and don't you cry
your folks might understand you
by and by
move on up
towards your destination
you may find
from time to time
complications
bight your lip
and take a trip
though there may be
wet road ahead
you cannot slip
so move on up
and peace you will find
into the steeple
of beautiful people
where there's only one kind
so hush now child
and don't you cry
your folks might understand you
by and by
just move on up
and keep on wishing
remember your dreams
are your only schemes
so keep on pushing
take nothing less -
not even second best
and do not obey -
you must have your say
you can past the test
move on up!
15 Comments:
I'm afraid to tell you but I have never bought a playboy or penthouse magazine...I like videos more, and when I say videos I mean porn ;)
You have to show us pics of your new flat or of your Asterix collection, loved those when i was a kid :D
BESOS!
P.S You haven't commented on my blog in a while...i feel ignored :(
I have never bought Penthouse/Playboy/whateveryouwant...
And I do not like porn!
Aah!
but ... i mean ... dita!?!
do i have to feel guilty now?
i also haven't bought one of them. so no opinion on that.
but for future gasstation visits: european cars have the "tankdeckel" on the right site and all others left.
I do not like playboy - too much airbrushing - they don't even look like photographs by time they get done with them.........
Oh! And I love Dita!
Hey i didn't say Dita was bad, i think she's very nice actually hahahahaha.
Who is Dita?
Porn magazines?
Yikes.....
And you work in the red light district?
And you have a friend who owns a sex toy shop?
My mummy will not approve of me being your friend.
I wish you many happy days and nights in your new home Nico.
juchuuuuu! new flat! i hope you are prepared and strong enough for all the moving and stuff that comes along with this ... in the past 4 years i changed my 'home' 5 times ... so good luck with that nico!
maybe you should just stick to bicycles instead of cars??? :p
I wish you lots of happiness in your new digs nico.
Don't break your back moving in!!
Nico, I missed your Thursday post because I had a meeting out of town.
Whenever I drive a rental car, I always pull into the gas station on the wrong side of the car for the gas cap. And when I bought my current car, the dealer had to show me the lever to pop open the cap.
Playboy or Penthouse? Hmmmm, it has been a long time since I've looked at either. I think Uta is right about too much airbrushing for Playboy pics. But then again, I think their market audience is not someone like me!
Glad you are officially in your new digs now!
::hugs::
Oh, Dita! I had to google image her. I have "safe search" turned off. Soooooo, now I know WHY you are interested in Dita, hah!
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Moving! I will be moving soon too. Since you have practice would you be available to come over and help me out?
Penthouse or Playboy its been a long time for me since I looked at either also.
Hope you are getting settled in your new place.
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