TURKS AND PORN

the education of today is: istanbul not constantinopel ... was a song by they might be giants .... and the city of constantinople, half european half asien, devided by the bosporus was named istanbul on the 28th of march in 1930. on the same day, just 47 years later ... shall i wait while you do the math? ... a young woman was born in new jersey ... or maybe in pennsylvania ... called devin. and she seemed to know jenny because when she became a stripper, we all know that you have to change names for that, she choose devon ... i don't get it ... anyway, she participated in a lot of movies - i think about watching one of them just for the research ... has anyone seen a film with her? i learned she is famous for interactive porn movies ... i mean besides the common thing, how "interactive" can a porn movie get??? so if anyone can tell me ... you know where the comment box is. and while you are there, can you leave your porn name? over here it's the name of your first pet and the english translation of your mothers maiden name ... i don't know what's your usual procedre, but i am excited to read them ... and you can call me "hansi stonecreek" now =D

so the song ... what? ... what this has to do with istanbul? well, besides the same date ... nothing i guess, well maybe the minarettes are a bit phallic ... not to speak of the big boob =D

artist: truck
song: it's just porn mum
album: i think that's the only song they ever made

friday after dinner
situation is the same over again
mum she wants to watch the news
but i just want to watch the film at ten
so i get my way again
halfway through the movie
naked bodies getting groovy on the screen
mum she changes channels, turns away
she can't believe what i just seen
embarrassed she starts to clean

it's just porn mum
you're running away
you wouldn't believe
what the kids see today

it's just porn mum
and it wont go away
wherever you turn
you find porn everyday

it's just...
billboards on the way to school
use porn to make their shit look really cool
so cool
girls i see on MTV
cover the fact their bands all look like fools
but their videos make me drool

it's just porn mum
you're running away
you wouldn't believe
what the kids see today

it's just porn mum
and it wont go away
wherever you turn
you find porn everyday

it's just porn mum
just porn mum
it's just...

mum i know that you're embarrased
but just face it
we can leave the movie on
don't think that i am so naive
that i don't have a clue where i came from

it's just porn mum
you're running away
you wouldn't believe
what the kids see today

it's just porn mum
and it wont go away
wherever you turn
you find porn everyday

it's just porn mum
you're running away
you wouldn't believe
what the kids see today

it's just porn mum
and it wont go away
wherever you turn
you find porn everyday

it's just porn mum,
just porn mum
porn mum,
it's just porn mum
it's just porn mum
just porn mum
it's just porn