ALL NEW AND SHINY

is it spring? everything's new around me ... for example: i work in the redlight district ... well actually i don't work in the horizontal business ... i like to sleep in my bed, and all the activities happening there would better never been called "work" by anyone who wants to keep their head ... anyway, i work there - in an office - and at lunchbreak today i noticed something "new" ... one of the sexshops has a new concept, they feature the "new man", what means they have a gay area at the first floor now, including darkroom and everything ... well, so is written on the window ... i mean ... hello? ... we are talking about a place where giggling boys and sad old men sneak in to watch weird videos in a cabin ... can you imagine tom of finland stepping in there? anyway ... me thinks that's a really weird combination

same as the other new thing in my life: schöfferhofer grapefruit. it's a beer, a hefe to be explicit. and i have to admit i am a beer snob, i mean i am german, we invented the stuff, i was pissed when they started to mix beer with other things. usually they put different flavoured soda in beer, but they up to now they spared the poor hefe. a few years ago they ruined it with bananajuice ... börks ... so i was a bit sceptic to see this hefe with grapefruit now. but nosey as i am i tried it ... and surprise!!! it's good =D well after you knocked the first few bottles down ;D
i recommend to drink it right out of the bottle, using a glas will mean it will seem that someone with a serious kidney problem peed in it. oh, and make sure it is cold ... the colder the better. i am still in testing phase and will report as soon as i found out how it tastes frozen =D

*sigh, i love science experiments =D

anyway, the song of the day is not new but i like it, so here is what i think you will definitely get when you mix the hip new man with the hip new drink ... in a hip new darkroom ...

artist: frank pop ensemble
song: hip teens (don't wear blue jeans)
album: ride on

everybody knows us
we’re always - where it’s at
everyone meets us - and wants to join our gang
we know how - to swing our thing
we know where - the in-crowd is
we’re the guys - to see you right
if you wanna set - the night alive

hey - everybody, 1 – 2, 1 – 2 – 3 – 4 aaaahhhhhhh
hip teens, - don’t wear blue jeans
‘cause we’re cool cats, - we got soooouuuuul
hip teens, - don’t wear blue jeans
‘cause we’re the in-crowd - on the sceeeeene

everyone join us,
there’s a few simple rules
you need the right look babe, - ‘cause we don’t - suffer the fools
eternal yak - that really goes
high heel sneakers - with pointed toes
mini shirts - and chelsea boots
the smartest boys - in velvet suits

hey - everybody, 1 – 2, 1 – 2 – 3 – 4 aaaaahhhhhhh
hip teens, - don’t wear blue jeans
‘cause we’re cool cats, - we got sooooouuuuul
hip teens, - don’t wear blue jeans
‘cause we’re the in-crowd - on the sceeeeene

solo (git)

hey - everybody, 1 – 2, 1 – 2 – 3 – 4 aaaaahhhhhh
hip teens, - don’t wear blue jeans
‘cause we’re cool cats, - we got sooooouuuuul
hip teens, - don’t wear blue jeans
‘cause we’re the in-crowd
on the sceeeeeene - ohhh nooooo

hip teens, - don’t wear blue jeans
‘cause we’re cool cats, - we got soooouuuuul
hip teens, - don’t wear blue jeans
‘cause we’re the in-crowd
on the sceeeeeene