TALKS # 03 - I AM SO SORRY

i don't know what's wrong with that darn thing... as i listened to it after editing my ass off everything was fine... and now feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep... maybe i brought the wrong copy, maybe the ancient gods of podcasting are against me... maybe i'm just too stupid to handle that gdmmddfkn mike... no.. impossible, stupid and nico is not compatible... it must have to do something with gods, or aliens, or secret messages from a parallel-universe i wasn't been able to translate up to now... but anyway... fact is... the talking part of this one is ... disastrous... but the music part is really nice, you'll love it... so maybe you can just listen to the music and fastforward the feeeping parts... i'll try to fix this over the weekend... i'll try, i will not promise anything... so please just enjoy the music... i mean who wants to hear me talking at all???

so here's the list of songs in order of appearance

the last dance - donna summer

complicated - dick brave

tears on my pillow - clem snide

mullet king - frank popp ensemble

everytime - the flames

this will be - natalie cole


you see, its a bunch of funny stuff (maybe i broke the mike while i was jumping on the couch shaking my ass madly????) anyway - for all of you who want to know the theme of this podcast... i say it on the cast, but i know you cannot hear it because of that feeeeeeep...

today the ministress of silly listens feeeeeps about silly dances

i'm so sorry, i'm so sorry

TALKS # 02 - I KNEW I COULD BE BETTER!

am i getting addicted to this or is it just the lack of sleep? - anyway, i did another one.
hey, what's wrong? you encouraged me =D

well i think; i'm a bit better than last time, i do not sound like something sticks in my nose anymore... still a few breath-problems... that darn tongue thing... but i'm working on it, promised. and i think i have to warn you... the songs are all a bit slow, but it was sooooo hot yesterday night. and that might be also the cause why i'm talking this slow... plus i have to think AND translate while talking. maybe this is getting better when i'm a bit more familiar with all this.

so maybe this weekend you are somewhere were it's very hot too, and you feel like you cannot move or think or do anything else... listen to this, i think it's perfect for this mood.
if you've expected silly dances... sorry, maybe next time =D yes, i think there will be more, i start liking to podcast ... your encouragement helps a lot =D

i hope you like it at least a bit... I am totally proud of myself and just LOVE IT =D

today the ministress speaks of under cover

TALKS # 01 - FOR THE FIRST TIME


well, today's the day! i post my first podcast. i decided to call it "the ministress of silly listens speaks" and i decided to become the thomas mann of headlines... maybe next time i find something even longer =D

i'm still a bit nervous about all this and still feel the need to explain why i'm doing this... don't know... maybe it's just because i am afraid that i didn't explain it right on the cast itself.

so here are the circumstances. yesterday evening i went to bed, but i couldn't sleep. it was too hot! so i stood up and tried to watch tv, but it sucked... music, i thought... and searched for the right songs, that would fit my mood... and i was in the mood for a summer vacation... and because i have to work all summer... yes i know, that's really sad!!)... i have to build up a little journey inside of my head... to france ..... and share it with anyone who's interested... well after listening to it again this morning i think i have to ask for a bit patience, and kindness... but remember, it's my first one... it was 3 a.m. and everything around was dark so... it's a bit slow but i like it and something has to be the first... and i cannot always be funny... and down there is a comment-area... so kill me if you like =D

enough appologies, here's the darn file

french vacation

artist: shades apart
song: stranger by the day
album: eyewitness

snow is falling from the sky
in the middle of july
sun was shining in my eyes again last night
alarm goes off without a sound
the silence is so loud
something isn't right

footsteps echo down the hall
no one's there at all
dial your number but your voice says "i'm not home"
everything is inside out
i don't know what it's about

it keeps getting stranger by the day
stranger by the day
it keeps getting stranger by the day
stranger by the day

going for a walk outside
to see what i can find
no reflections in the windows i pass by
it feels hotter in the shade
water's running up the drain
something's going on

conversations with a mime
stared at by the blind
imagination must be working overtime
the world is upside down
everything is turned around

it keeps getting stranger by the day
stranger by the day
it keeps getting stranger by the day
stranger by the day

by the time i reach your door
i can't take anymore
i just happened to be in your neighborhood
i'm the one who gets surprised
i don't believe my eyes
your alibi's no good

whatever happened to the world
whatever happpened to the girl
Ii thought i knew
it just can't be true
i guess i'm losing you

stranger by the day
stranger by the day
i think it's getting,
stranger by the day
stranger by the day

stranger by the day

stranger by the day

stranger by the day

WAITING FOR mia.

now after the football worldcup is over, i do not know what to do between five and eleven in the evening. i mean call me pawlows dog, but i'm totaly conditioned to watch guys in short trousers, see them run over a meadow trying to break each others legs or heads or breastbones... *sigh i have a hangover...

my only distraction is waiting for the new album from mia., sending funny music all over the world and wait there was something else... hmmm.... work yes that was it. i work! =D

soooooooo, now there are just 9 days left, then zirkus will be out and me will have lots of fun... speaking of fun... someone made me recover the fantabulous stereo total... and i'm very thankful for that. because it reminds me on some of the best holidays i ever had down on the beautiful beaches between biaritz and san sebastian... and how do you get there? right!

you take the ten to paris and then... RUE NATIONALE NO. 7 ... you might have heard songs about a street before, but no route 66 will ever reach the wonderful charme of this wonderful street from paris to the south... from lavender, to sunflowers, to pines *sigh can anyboody else smell the atlantic ocean?

i need vacations!!!!!

artist: stereo total
song: national 7
album: musique automatique

de toutes les routes de france, d'europe
celle que je préfère, c'est celle qui conduit
en auto ou en autostop
vers les rivages du midi

nationale 7
il faut la prendre près de la garonne à sètes
que l'on soit 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ou 7
c'est une route qui fait recette

pour tes vacances
qui traverse la bourgogne et le provence?
qui fait paris, un petit faubourg, valence
et la banlieue de saint-paul de vence?

le ciel d'été remplit mon c¦ur de sa lucidité
chasse les aigreurs et les hostilités
qui font le malheur en quantité
tout excité

on chante en fête
les oliviers sont bleus ma petite lisette
l'amour est là joyeux qui fait risette
on est heureux nationale 7

nationale 7
il faut la prendre près de la garonne à sètes
que l'on soit 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ou 7
c'est une route qui fait recette

pour tes vacances
qui traverse la plus belle partie de la france?
qui fait paris, un petit faubourg, valence
et la banlieue de saint-paul de vence?

le ciel d'été remplit mon c¦ur de sa lucidité
chasse les aigreurs et les hostilités
qui font le malheur en quantité
tout excité

on chante en fête
les oliviers sont bleus ma petite lisette
l'amour est là joyeux qui fait risette
on est heureux nationale 7

the "nationale 7" is the most exciting road in france. it brings you from Paris to the south and the sun and the sea

CONGRATULATIONS ITALY!

and to all the rest of these crazy bunch of football supporters who will never read a single letter of this... who cares... thank you for a great time. the last four weeks were such a fantabulous party!! so maybe it's a little late to post this, it originally was meant as a welcom song i think, and it's absolutely not eant to offend any italians... it's totally ok, that i could not sleep until six this morning because you have to cruise through the city honking, i mean i can understand that!
it's just that i like this song, and the video and the behaviour of the "coldblooded" germans in the last weeks.



thank you for the great party!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

we're out! the spaghettis kicked us out of the tournament 2 minutes before we would have wiped up with there butts at the penalty-shooting... such sissys... how can we loose against them? besides the referee sucked supreme, was half blind unfourtunately on the italian half and should have been read the rules before running onto the field... how could we???? i mean most of the time they were acting... they were acting hurt, someone ran aside of them and the windchill totally knocked them off... and by totally i mean they were thrown on the floor where they have to role around minimum five minutes... pussies *ts... but the goals they shot were excellent. especially the first one was beautiful! - yes you are right i'm just ACTING i'm fine with it =D so let france win the cup... remember? their chick had no panties on... ;D

but anyway, after the worldcup is over now, we have to look at some more important things... waitwait i'm thinking about it....

HAH! mia. will release a new album this month! it will be called zirkus and release date is the 21st... keep that in mind. and to make sure you will, here's their first video: