SORRY WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT PENIS TODAY

one of my favourite magazines returned to the kiosk at the weekend ... after ten years of absence. well i was warned, but nevertheless it hit me very hard ... it sucked!
anyway ... you may ask yourself, what this and that disgusting headline have in common ... i'll tell you. the mag tried to cover the gap of ten years of absence by telling what happened in the last ten years... so i learned that a hiv-positive patient swallowed roundabout 42.705 pills in that decade, 1.7 million hosels were given away at the dome of cologne, a yorksire-terrier produces 1.4 tons of shit in that timeperiod and TADAH during the last ten years 19 penises were cut of by betrayed wifes ... mostly with kitchen-knifes, some with scissors, one was bitten off, one was riped off, one was flushed down the toilet, one was thrown out of a driving car (i wonder if that's the one that was riped of) and one was burned...

well now i ask myself ... 19?? that's quite a few. i thought it were more. maybe it's just the german count ... and it's possible that some betrayed ladie who weren't married to the bastard got a bit angry too, just weren't listed on the wifes scale ... whatever, i expected more

maybe we can encrease the rate of cut of penises for the next decade with this song?

HEY COME ON THAT'S SARCASM... I'M KIDDING ... HELLOOOOO?

*roflmao


artist: the long blondes
song: a knife for the girls
album: someone to drive you home

you gave me a chance at the Palais to dance to prove i'm worth your time,
you gave me a chance to prove I'm more than just an also ran

a knife for the girls who want to come home for just one night,
a knife for the girls who never return your calls

you gave me a chance at the Palais to dance to prove i'm worth your time,
you gave me a chance to prove I'm more than just an also ran

something happened to change your mind, something happened i don't know why,
and now you reach for my hand and you cut me again
you've got a knife for the girls and a knife for the man
i don't mind seeing your face around, but we can never speak again
(no no no)

a knife for the men who've taken the heat off you this time,
a knife for the men who keep you awake at night
this could be the last time you could say for sure
you know i'm here if you need a girl

something happened to change your mind, something happened i don't know why,
and now you reach for my hand and you cut me again
you've got a knife for the girls and a knife for the man
Iin't mind seeing your face around, but we can never speak again
(no no no)

but in a back room in high heels when you said i was a superstar,
what did you mean, what did you mean?
high heels, high heels, high heels,
well in a back room in high heels, what did you mean?

now you reach for my hand and you cut me again,
you've got a knife for the girls and a knife for the man
i don't mind seeing your face around, but we can never speak again

i got my souvenir, i got my souvenir
well, in a back room in high heels i got my souvenir

my baby doll, don't go to London,
don't go to London, no no no
don't go to London,
don't go to London, no no no
don't go to London,
don't go to London, no no no
don't go to London,
don't go to London, no no no