THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL ME

i mean i am a tolerant person... if they send me a nice young lady with not to much stuff on ... shot me, it will be fine. but a stupid opel vectra? in bordeaux? this is disgusting... i mean what would you say, if someone tries to run you over with the ugliest car you can imagine? you have no idea!... i had no idea too. to be honest i was a bit surprised, how many bad words i know, and how loud i can scream them... this blind idiot in that disgusting vehicle was a bit surprised too as i stood there like rumpelstielzchen next his window.... i think he was a bit afraid, i might bite his head off. but no way, someone who drives such a car can not use a head you want to take in your mouth... so, i think it's high time to write down some rules, for dispatching nico. so, if you really have to run me over with your car, make sure it is a nice one... a citroen ds for example ... so if you have to kill me, i want to die under the wheels of the goddess of cars... that isn't to much to ask i think... and before i faint please put a cigarette between my lips... gitanes, no filter, thanx... and make sure the police take their pictures in black and white... and can we do this whole thing at daybreak, the light is better.... an opel vectra!... no wonder i jumped off that bike like colt seavers himself...
so, my dear little possums, i survived this stupid moron with a drivers license, you can start your dances of joy now. and to every one of you who drives a car... here's an advice... these funny things on two wheels without a motor are bikers... and in 9 out of 10 cases they are faster than you think. so it's no wonder the song of the day is OPEN YOUR EYES

artist: guano apes
song: open your eyes
album: proud like a god

hide your face forever
dream and search forever

have you ever been for sale ?
when your isms get smart
oh so selfish and mindless
with that comment in your eye

do you think that you are hard ?
really harder than the other
man you're acting cold
if you are not in charge

don't split your mentality
without thinking twice
your voice has got no reason
now is the time to face your lies

open your eyes, open your mind
proud like a god don't pretend to be blind
trapped in yourself, break out instead
beat the machine that works in your head

will you offer me some tricks
if i ever need them
would you go into that room
if i call 'em

do you think that you are better
really better than the rest
realize there's a problem
i know that you can give your best

have you ever had a dream?
or is life just a trip?
a trip without chances
a chance to grow up quick

open your eyes, open your mind
proud like a god don't pretend to be blind
trapped in yourself, break out instead
beat the machine that works in your head

hide your face forever
dream and search forever
night and night you feel nothing
there's no way outside of my land

open your eyes, open your mind
proud like a god don't pretend to be blind
trapped in yourself, break out instead
beat the machine that works in your head