THE IMPORTANCE OF THE AMAZING ANIMAL KEYBOARD TO MODERN MUSIC

i don't know how the beatles were able to sell their records without having this fascinating toy from the far far east. i mean they tried very hard, with harmoniums and sitars and a lefthanded bassplayer, but even half of the sgt. pepper album is recorded backwards they couldn't reach the performance level you step up to by using an animal keyboard... i mean it's written on it... it's amazing!

the most amazing fact about mine is, that the dog AND the horse AND the bird do barking sounds... not like the hightechdevice miss electra uses... she got a rooster on it, with an excellent voice ... but her batterycase is broken HAHA!!! and to be honest, me would love to have at least a decent chicken on mine, or a cat, not to speak of a frog... do you now that in germany ducks and frogs make the same sound? it's "qwaak" for both animals... even though the english "ribbitt" fits the frog much better... we simply ignore it and keep on cofusing our kids... any further questions how i became what i am??? ... =D

but anyway, fact is, if you are really interested in making music, this thing is a total must. but check it out in the store! don't let them get away with barking birds! a cow is absolutely necessary, a pig too and if you want to go into the charts you have to have a rooster!!!

and back to the concert and sweet miss electra... last time we left her, she stood alone on stage (with this very interesting red blouse that had a turtleneck in front and NOTHING at the back *sigh) killing the playbackmachine. now we find her using this wonderful instrument surrounded by two people called "a band". the bassplayer - male =( - and another guitar player - female but guitar =( - so she gave the playback machine the death-blow and picked up her guitar... first handmade sound on stage... OH! ... that's what she said, when she heard what she did... remember? i was not joking when i told you she went on stage to get the guitars of tune ... she really get them of tune!! ... so the oh! was followed by 5 minutes of hounded tuning and hilarious chitchat with the audience... first question of the teacher-bunch "how comes you speak german this well?" she lives in berlin for years stupid!!! (i nearly saw myself smacking the back of his head) but i was thankful that he made her make this flabbergasted face....

well and after five minutes, the guitars were tuned right again, and the show went on ... with something that might frighten betty... yes, the band that's guilty for the l word song for season 2 and 3 ... miss electra sang a song, it was wonderful, it was funny, it was NOT embarassing and it contains exactly four words that not started with the letter l ... it also made no sense at all, but it sounded really nice =D

and because she said it will not appear on an album and this post is pretty long already i will not add any lyrics... instead i go and shake tOni a little last time i counted she picked 70 songs for tonights session, i don't know how she'll reduce them down to 10...